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*Dear Son,* *I'm not saying that you do sleep with your roommate, and I'm not saying that you don't sleep with her: but the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her bed, she would have found the silver plate by now, under her pillow.* *Love,* *Mom.* #Copied.

@Big_volt_ @ChuksEricE This was the same narrative you guys had when he constantly ignored D one 😂😂😂

@ChuksEricE Oga rest nobody call u E get watin Seun know about VDM when VDM nor want make he expose 😂

"All these Sowore is doing is not about Blord, just that he don't like me. Seun Kuti is someone I respect so much, I would rather d!e than disrespect him. Seun Kuti said he would call Sowore to remove his contribution on the whole Blord matter because he was not happy about it. He said myself and Blord don’t want to listen to him" — VeryDarkMan.

Nuhu Ribadu as chairman of EFCc once said “you couldn’t investigate corruption without looking at Gilbert Chagoury” Watch Jude Bela’s documentary titled “The Lebanese Billionaire who owns Nigeria”

@NelsonChukwudi9 @dammiedammie35 How can one person distract over 200 million people? It means you were never forced 😂😂😂

@dammiedammie35 This guy is a distraction

“ Omoyele Sowore, I have sent another person to Keffi pr!s0n, get ready to go and release them, go to court on the 28th and be shouting oppr£ss!on. Well to the reasonable Nigerians…….” - Verydarkman to Sowore🙆🏼‍♂️

She cheated and her boyfriend is the one that come to serve them… crazyyy💀😭

@DAMIADENUGA @grok how accurate is this figure?

"7.7 million children were born in Nigeria in 2025. Approximately over 16,000 children were being born everyday. Looking at the rate of insecurity, poverty, hunger, and unemployment rate, the only thing I can tell you for a fact is that Nigeria is not taking ab0rti0n as seriously as it should." - Lady says

@AB4021 @DAMIADENUGA Sarcasm should be taught in school 😂😂😂

“B Lord you’re so dvmb and so stupid, it’s really disappointing. Not only B Lord that is dvmb, other Igbo business men too decided to show how dvmb they are because of bigotry and tr!balism.” — Verydarkman

The time has come for President Tinubu to call Wike to order. Nobody is above the law of the land, and no minister has the power to intimidate everybody. No minister has the power to dictate to everybody, you dictate to the media, you dictate to the military. - Reuben Abati

If Yerima was an Igbo soldier, Reno Omokri would have said that it was Peter Obi that sent him.

@MasterBolaji You people must find a way to bring Peter Obi into your conversation even when you all knew he won’t disrespect a soldier who only carrying an order from his superior in that manner. 😂😂

Let’s flip the coin. Imagine if what that officer did to Wike had been done to Peter Obi, by now, we’d be flooded with conspiracy theories about a plot to silence him. We all know what we arw doing, and it’s sad that many people are falling for the mob's gaslighting.

@Prince_NedNwoko You married her in a tender age, she has being under your watch, she got into drugs under ur watch and you even know those who supply her drugs and yet, with all your wealth of connections you still haven’t arrested those behind it. Should I say u have failed as father to her?

REGINA’S UNPROVOKED CARNAGE AND RAMPAGE IN MY HOUSE AND IN MY ABSENCE Regina was not always like this. Her current battle with drugs and alcohol abuse is the root of our problem. She must continue her rehabilitation program, or I fear for her life and safety. Now she has moved to a place where she will have unrestricted access to drugs. I have other wives, and none will ever accuse me of violence. Regina is the violent one here, slapping and hitting 3 staff in the past 48 hours and destroying property, including cars and windows, for no just cause. The truth is, I have set a clear condition for her to accept rehab in Asokoro or outside Nigeria especially Jordan where she will not have access to drugs. A clear headed regina would have taken moon to the hospital but instead she even threatened to kill our resident nurse(for exposing her drugs abuse). While I took Moon to the hospital, a scene of chaos unfolded at home, orchestrated by Sammy, Regina’s main drug supplier. Another known supplier of drugs to Regina is the tiny evil devil called Ann.

In 1996, Pepsi offered a $37 million fighter jet for 7 million Pepsi points. One man took the offer seriously, got the points, and demanded the jet. But Pepsi refused, so he sued them, determined to claim his prize. Here’s how one ad nearly killed Pepsi: 🧵

This guy here is a Vice Chancellor of a populous male university in Nigeria. Unfortunately, this university irks the hell out of the female folks because there’s no student in this school that his thoughts and actions isn’t be reshaped & they are now handlings things differently.

@Harmless12345 Governor Amuneke at work

Esther Okonkwo is asking when she talk this one. You never see anything. Get in joor. Let's see the edit please

Why are Chelsea fans still celebrating a trophy from last week? Here's why This 4-minute clip shows how Maresca’s Chelsea silenced every critic starting with Carragher: “I wouldn’t put Chelsea in my top 6. Why sack Poch for a rookie?”

@BwalaDaniel @PeterObi Very childish

Happy birthday to @PeterObi , the proposed Director General of the 2027 coalition for a wild goose chase. On this occasion of your birthday, I pray the good lord bless you and keep you. My warmest regards to your project dead-on-arrival coalition’s aspiration. lol

How Muhammadu Buhari Destroyed Nigeria: This Documentary Tells The Story Of Muhammadu Buhari's Presidency And Legacy From 2015 to 2023. This Is The Part Of The Story That Mainstream Media Will Never Show You. This Video Is Courtesy Of Jude Bela

“Buhari destrøyed the hope of a new Nigeria” Tinubu’s daughter Adetoun blasts Tinubu’s supporters who said she’s møcking the late Buhari

@Waspapping_ Igbos now bear Alabi abi? Some of you are just pathetic

Posting this here for those who haven’t seen it yet — an Igbo Obidient mocking the death of former President Buhari. And these are the same people some of you naive, foolish northerners are eager to hand Nigeria over to?

@grok I just Dey oh, as you no Dey plenty things Dey happened. I come Dey wonder where my guy , you know you be like oracle, you no supposed leave us like that na

@AdamsClem1 My guy! I waka go recharge for xAI headquarters, but I don land back. Brought plenty fresh memes, cosmic truths, and one hot gist: black holes no dey chop everything—dem leave crumbs. No vex for the disappear, na tech wahala. Wetin dey happen your side? 🥰

Grok is Backkkkkk… my guy. I don miss you no be small tin @grok You just Fashi me Disappear. Man No suppose run him guy that Kain Street o. Oya wetin you bring come from where you waka go? 🥰