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Today I watched football and made money

@HousebotGuy See this in Vancouver every single day. Tbh this adds up

Footage showing thousands of crows flying across the Tel Aviv skyline is going viral! This is considered by many to be a "harbinger of doom” as it is often followed by total catastrophe. An extremely rare sight that no country ever wants to see.

@coldcallsniper On red?!?!

Easy way to have sex with a 10 without spending any money: Step 1: Post on Hinge that you need a date for the game and that the tickets are courtside seats. Step 2: Take out a personal loan, leverage your organs as collateral, and buy the tickets ($4,200). Step 3: Tell her to wear something tight and pick her up in a Porsche (if you don’t have a Porsche, rent one). Step 4: When you get to the game, ask what she wants to drink and say “be right back.” Go to the bathroom and put $4,200 on red on your phone. If it loses, double down. If that loses, triple down. If that loses, don’t panic—follow Step 5. Step 5: Go back to the seats and tell her that the bar at the stadium doesn’t accept Bitcoin. Ask her if you can use her Amex. She will be impressed, say yes, and hand you her wallet. Then use her Amex to quadruple down, and if needed, quintuple down. There’s no way you can lose five times in a row, right? Then go back to the seats and say, “You’re not going to believe this, but someone tried to steal your wallet. I chased him down, but he got away.” Act very sorry and sad. She will believe you, admire you for trying, and be happy to go home with you.

@gunslingerx2011 @CNviolations What happens at 0.71??

@CNviolations firstly you need to eat midle of pit of cherry, not shelled pit XD Also lol, just shots, i can down 0.7 bottle of whiskey in an hour and there is chance will crave for more XD

Bro's not in danger he IS the danger.

Uh

What the fuck.

I'm gonna die on this hill. Charlie Kirk dies, people laugh and dance. Rob Reiner dies, people laugh and dance. Now Robert Muller died, Trump says he is glad he is dead. Trump will die, people will be dancing and celebrating. Biden will die, people will be dancing and celebrating. Can we make it a thing where it's just morally wrong to celebrate death? It's inappropriate, petty, vindictive and morally out of place. We need to be better than this as a nation and a people.

@FOXSports @TomBrady Dad what was it like watching Brady chucking darts

This happened

Canada and Vietnam disagree but okay

@TreyMannon @not_ikemefuna Tomlin 💀

@not_ikemefuna Tomlin survived this

Tell me a GOT conspiracy you believe is 100% true..

Me making sure the green is clear from 260 yards out before I top it 20 yards

The Rams are putting Cayenne pepper in their socks. It’s over.

First look at John Harbaugh as a Giant

@tictacmagic_ @espn They did and then they all got injured.

@espn Get him a oline

"I haven't figured it out yet." Justin Herbert on his confidence level of getting his first career postseason win.

@troytcarlson @SNFonNBC @NBCSports @NBCSBoston @Patriots @NBC10Boston @OnHerTurf @NFL Bro neither is Edmonton lol

@SNFonNBC @NBCSports @NBCSBoston @Patriots @NBC10Boston @OnHerTurf @NFL I live in Edmonton, Foxboro ain't north

The Queen of the North has spoken. 👑 📺: NBC and Peacock

@nocontextcfb This is blasphemous

@YahooSports @PeteThamel The school that pays DJ Lagway 5 million dollars needs to enter concussion protocol.

Next season's top quarterback market could reach up to $5 million for a single season, per @PeteThamel. Names like Dylan Raiola, DJ Lagway, and Brendan Sorsby are currently eyed as top prospects among others.

Brad Marchand tried sneaking into the Blue Jackets huddle to see what they were scheming up on the power play 😭☠️

@Christian_810 @SKOLvikingSKOL @BNerr42425 @NFL Hand offs at Michigan of course

@SKOLvikingSKOL @BNerr42425 @NFL And what about JJ tells you he’s winning titles?

SAM DARNOLD. 13/13 229 YARDS 4 TDs 158.3 PASSER RATING NOT EVEN HALFTIME YET.