Zin

2026- my year of Unstoppable Greatness

Some ppl no dey try. How will you be submitting a book in 2026 and most of your references are more than 10 years old

We are the first generation of Uncles and Aunties not fighting for land cos we no get anything

My cousin, a varsity dropout, caught her man cheating. She hid her iPhone in his car, tracked him through “Find My iPhone” on my iPhone, and found the girl’s address. My granny said, “Imagine if you put this much effort into varsity, you’d have your degree by now.😭🤣

Dear HRs, Stop holding interviews when you have already decided who is getting the job. Some of the unemployed borrow money for transport! Thank you.

Drink water

Do you ever miss yourself? the person you were before you had your first heartbreak or before you got betrayed by a person you trusted?

Nothing

You know they are times that are actually inappropriate to break-up with someone

So make I better represent, pressure o

They have really been on my case. 1 day he will nerve speak to me if I fail 😄😄😄

Na only my Ogas I want to dey pick their calls now

Time to block calls, these days ppl just buzz for what they want you to do for them

One just failed the test yesterday, but I already knew so I was prepared

Ppl will shock you sha. But not me I can already predict the moves. Sometimes I say let me give benefit of doubt, but they don’t ever disappoint

Hahaha

you don't need electricity to be shocked these days, just trust people.

i didn’t realize some men watch you for months before they make their move lol

Do rats see other rats deád and be like: No., no, not Aisha... I was with her in the bag of rice just now?😂

The guy I mistakenly sent 250k to has refunded 245k. He said the 5k is for data 😭😭😭😭. I no even vex.

When you see me refuse to help someone, that person must have done me real dirty