Ada (fan account)

i can’t believe we bombed vuvuzela

@BluegrassPundit @jaketapper so 3 in 1000? still not better than the 0 out of 1000 we’ve had for years

@AdasRetainerLog @jaketapper Almost no one who gets the measles dies. The death rate is 0.3% or less in the US.

Wish I’d been wrong. All so awful and eminently predictable.

@BluegrassPundit @jaketapper almost nobody dies from measles because the majority of us are vaccinated and the vaccines work. now that more children are not vaccinated, slowly more children will die

@jaketapper You know almost nobody dies from measles in the US anymore, right?

no retainer. i thought i peed myself a little but it turns out my balls were just sweaty

i have a baby and a bad attitude and no retainer

no retainer! had a guy getting fucked eat my ass last night and i was in hog heaven

no, but did you know? the beastie boys were the first furries!

nope! my fursona is a shrimp named james camarón who lives inside the titanic shipwreck and is a devout muslim

no retainer! is baked feta with cherry tomatoes pasta sauce still in the zeitgeist?

nope! One time I had a lady cop interrupt some lovin' by shining her flashlight through the window on my boner.

nope! nope! fish n’ chips? you’re telling me these chips got their rods out and they’re trying to catch some? 🥵

no… Photography is a powerful tool for telling stories and sharing experiences with others.

no, sowwy uwu

no 😔

bitch i don’t even floss

retainer? i barely know her 🦷 😬

no retainer. gay culture is “camp” because homosexuals belong in “encampments”

NO! 🤬

i finally wore the retainer

no retainer, but did you know?? dub music is actually from dublin! wagwan mandem?! happy st patrick’s day!