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@PerrryVee My mother

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@TalkWithAyanfe @IamFaithTolu Clean girl or OS?

@IamFaithTolu 😂😂😂 No less Apete now. Na there clean girls plenty pass

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@Symply_rhoda1 My female child go Sabi boxing

Parents, please stop sending your kids to school with the mindset of “if someone hits you, hit them back.” You are part of the problem.

@Holuwadammi @ObaDeleke @ogunmusi That one is for you to reason Naija matter don tire me

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@papshine_t Otun gbemidebe Any job I see this time I nah 5years experience I have

Lagos will humble you, no jokes. I was jobless for 4 months. Rent was close. Account balance was just there… like ₦200k. Then I saw a job asking for 2–3 years experience in something I barely knew. I said… we move. Crammed small things online, entered the interview with full confidence. Next thing… I got the job Now it’s 3 weeks in… Every day na survival mode. Google, YouTube, ChatGPT… na my real colleagues. The funny part? My boss is praising me 😂 At this point… I don’t even know if I’m faking it… or I’m actually getting good.

@slimvnsn Alot to talk about I remember one Sunday morning,that we went to Okuku a neighboring village to carry meat ,nah boxer and top I wore go Okuku that day the idiot no gree make I dress

@Ademorelar Hahahah, tell me more about it.

My friend Rotimi bought a car he had no business buying in 2019. Tokunbo Camry. 2006. Big boot. Leather seats with a crack on the passenger side he covered with a towel he called temporary and is still there today. He drove it off the lot in Berger like a man handed a small country to govern. We called it the Landlord. Not because it was fine. Because it acted like it owned everywhere it went. That car changed our lives in a specific way none of us planned for. Before the Landlord we were 4 men in Lagos doing what young men do. Complaining about traffic from inside danfos. Eating at bukaterias because they were close and Mama Ngozi knew our orders. Talking about things we were going to do someday in the way people talk when someday feels safely far away. After the Landlord we had no excuse. Rotimi showed up one Friday at 7pm outside my flat and said get in. I asked where. He said Ibadan. I said for what. He said suya and a drive and stop asking questions. We called Femi and Kazeem. Both in within 20 minutes. We drove to Ibadan on a Friday night talking absolute nonsense for 2 hours. Kazeem argued the entire way that Rotimi was driving wrong. Not dangerously. Just wrong. Wrong gear changes. Wrong AC. Wrong station. Rotimi said it was his car and Kazeem said it was everyone's car now and that was somehow accepted as truth without further debate. We found a suya spot near Dugbe at 10pm. Old man. Iron skewer. Newspaper wrap. The kind that makes you angry because you know you'll spend the rest of your life comparing everything else to this moment. We sat on a bench outside and ate with our hands and argued about everything. Football first. Then money. Then which one of us was most likely to be successful. Kazeem voted himself immediately. Femi said Kazeem's definition of success was suspicious. Rotimi said he was already successful because he had a car and none of us could argue with that. We drove back at 1am. Kazeem fell asleep before we reached the expressway. Femi was on the phone with someone he refused to explain. Rotimi drove and I sat in front and we talked quietly the way you talk at 1am when the others are sleeping and the road is empty and Lagos is something you're returning to instead of something you're inside. He said he bought the car because he was tired of waiting to be ready. Said we all kept saying when things are better we'll do this when things are better we'll go there and things were never better enough so nothing ever happened. I said that was the wisest thing he had ever said. He said don't tell Kazeem. Many trips followed. Port Harcourt for a wedding where we ate bole and fish by the roadside for 45 minutes and nearly missed the ceremony. Benin City once with no plan, just driving, found a restaurant that served the best ofe onugbu any of us had tasted and sat there 3 hours ordering more than we could finish. A beach in Badagry that took 2 hours to find and was worth the wrong turns. The Landlord broke down 7 times across all of it. Twice on the expressway. Once in Benin at midnight. Once so dramatically in Ibadan that a mechanic came out laughing before he even looked at the engine. We fixed it every time. Stood by the road eating whatever was nearby waiting for the thing to be sorted. Rotimi would say she's resting. Kazeem would say she was never built for this. They argued while Femi and I found cold drinks. Last month Rotimi sold the Landlord. New owner came and drove it away and we stood in the compound watching it go like we were seeing off something that had carried more than just us. Rotimi was quiet. Then he said we did good with that car. Kazeem said the car did terribly and we overcame it repeatedly. Femi said same thing. We laughed on that compound for a long time. Then Rotimi said he was getting a bigger one. Kazeem said God help us. He wasn't complaining.

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EYONU ASINA Eku asin 1, Oga gbigbe 1, Odidi atare 1, Isu ogirisako,a o ge si 7, A o jo papo,a o lo kunna,a o maa pe gbolohun re bi a ba ti fee lo. Gbolohun re: Aje ile won kii darijo je oga oko,aje oko won kii darijo je asin ile,aje ile,aje oko won kii darijo je isu ogirisako,

@OdutolaMoses E no go funny that day

Her father is a prison warden. When I got to her place, she told me not to leave my slippers outside. I went in and the first thing I saw was a framed picture of her dad with some prisoner I fess burst laugh. Later on, we started match, and suddenly I heard a car horn. Thank God I no Dey undress Finish during match. Next thing, she quickly grabbed my slippers and told me to jump the fence through the backyard. Long story short, her dad decided to come in through the backyard that same day 😭😭

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@royalgp247 Can we bury the one we suppose drop inside salanga Cos I no get salanga for my side here

ATUDE ABIMESAN ABIJAWARA ( 9 times bathing ) RETWEET FOR OTHERS TO BENEFITS ESURU PUPA EWE IBEEPE TOJABO FUN RARE EWE AKOKO TOPO DADA OSE SISE: AMA gun ESURu pupa mo Ose ! Ti Oma to wa we ni Emesan ! AMA gbo Ewe AKoko mo omi ti Oma to wa we ni Ona Mesan ! Ewe Ibeepe yem, ama lo kuna , Ao pim si Ona mesan ! Lilo: AMA da ipin Ibeepe kan sinu OMI Iwe akoko ( 7a, 8am ,9am) ama ju kainkain meteta sinu salanga Iwe keji ( 10am ! 11am, 12pm ) AMA ju kain kain si Ori AKitan ! Iwe eleketa ( 1pm, 2pm, 3pm, ) AMA ju kainkain yem sii odo ton San ! Humm ! Go and do this work and give testimony! Na work way we supposed used do space yesterday! But x log me out Asked what you don’t understand ATUDE BURUKU NI ! Share let people no say There is Nature in herb ! 🌿

I saw a post about Bola Ahmed Tinubu recently. Some people were cursing him. Others were praising him. But one comment hit me… The person said: “With the money this man has made, even in his next life, he can never be poor.” And it got me thinking… What if our definition of good wasnt this man’s path to success? What if this is actually how the world works? What if the reason I admire Peter Obi is that he operates within my definition of good? And what if the reason people like Mc Oluomo and Tinubu have come this far is that they operate within a completely different definition of good, bad, and evil? So who is right? Or better question… Who defines what is right? Religion tried to give us structure. It gave us language for good, evil, morality, and empathy. I once heard someone define sin to me like this: “Anything you do or say, and instantly feel bad about… that is your spirit telling you I am not with you on this.” Compared to the Bible which defines it as: Sin is anything that goes against God’s will… even your thoughts and intentions. Now think about this… Some people kill every day. Some people do things we call “demonic.” And we judge them instantly. But what if… They don’t even see it as wrong? What if, in their world, it is normal? Who is the moral authority? I have spent the last hours thinking & writing about this. Countries go to war… kill thousands… then thank God for victory. But the same Bible says “Thou shalt not kill.” So whose God are they praying to? Even education… There are billionaires today who never went to school or dropped out of school, yet they are on top of the food chain because they just learned and understood the simple basics. On the other hand, some people followed school, did everything right… and still struggle. So is success really tied to education? Or just to the rules of the game you choose to play? Life starts to look different when you see this… We are not all playing the same game. We are playing different games… with different rules… under different definitions of “good.” Maybe that is why… someone you see as a devil… is someone else’s answered prayer. Buhari was a disaster to me, but some people miss him… because their world made sense under him. So maybe the real question is not… “Who is good or bad?” Maybe the real question is… “What game are you playing… and who defined your rules?” People always ask: “Why do good people die early?” What if they just chose a game where goodness is not the winning strategy? What if they were playing a different game entirely and the world doesn’t reward goodness but rewards alignment with its rules? Is that why we see politicians today working with people they once criticized? Because they got to understand the dynamics of the game better, while we on the other side choose to understand with emotions? The world is not fully understood… so we use emotions to fill the gaps where understanding is missing. And that is a problem too.

@GloriousGod01 I need that job please

I returned from church today and met my neighbor outside, seriously begging his girlfriend not to leave him. I moved closer and asked what the problem was. She said "I've been with him for 3 years and he has never worked. He's not helping at all." As a man, I pulled him aside. Turns out he's an engineering graduate. Graduated 3 years ago, completed his NYSC, but hasn't been able to secure a job. I collected his number, told him I'd get back to him, and convinced his girlfriend to give him a little more time. I reached out to a friend who manages a water factory. There was a vacant bagger position with daily pay of 5k to 10k depending on speed and strength. 5k daily is guaranteed, 5 days a week. That's between 100k to 150k monthly for a starter. I texted the young man with the offer. His response: "Guy, you don't get to reduce me to becoming a pure water bagger. I'm an engineering graduate. I can't accept a 200k job talk less of 100k." I tried to reason with him. He cut me off and said "Instead of doing a 100k job, I'd rather start yahoo." Me: 🤐 Above all, love God.

@AgbaChadox Drury is goated

Gabriel scored the first goal: Peter Drury: "And Jesus heads home from the Cross" 30 minutes later Pep subs Gabriel Jesus and bring in David Silva Peter Drury: "minutes 30 and it's Silver for Jesus.. whoa! wonderful, A move Judas Iscariot would be proud of" Is football ever going to replace Peter Drury ?

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@yabaleftonline This is why our education system is failing. Instead of demanding a lecturer who actually knows how to use basic technology, you’re in the comments praising him for being polite. The student was right.

Man shares his lecturer's reaction after a student said he doesn’t know how to teach online.