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My friend taking photos of me on FaceTime. She knows when I’m hitting my pose. I’ve trained her well.

your frontal lobe is fully formed when you start to think birds are cool

@themoreyoumoe Can you wax my shit, I want a little heart

i wanna learn how to wax people but what if someone comes for a wax and farts in my face and the fart kills me.

@sidstfuffs Thank you ;3

@Adigata_Mal sooo cute omg

Whatever it takes I guess

@FKQ Fuck ok

You can have only one

@sidstfuffs Mmm it’s good but just busy. I’m working like a fucking burro, yours?

@Adigata_Mal i'm doing well, how's your day going on?

this one oomf is so fucking relatable that I just toss my phone aside and start thinking about life

@sidstfuffs I’m good how are you

@Adigata_Mal hey diva hru?

@chaeyoIo Congrats mija.

yall im lesbian!!!! never had this epiphany before but i get it now i don't like men

@bubbleblabbers You need to stop saying that word around here mija, because why would you ever speak that into existence for yourself 😡🗣️

@Adigata_Mal When I buy things I get broke so

Finally bought the necessities I’ve been holding off for a month buying. I feel empowered

@bubbleblabbers Broke where?

@Adigata_Mal and broke

@sidstfuffs Thank you

@Adigata_Mal yayyy 🍻

Sleepovers and what not

Domt ask me to pick the movie because were either watching the angry birds movie, the live action winnie the pooh or the rocky horror picture show

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

they worked me like a slave today. my phone is still at 74%

@m1556373 I just liked to remember that if they’re casually flirting with me it means they’ve played this game before and probably not that long ago. And that brings me back down.

how do people just casually flirt? one compliment im already envisioning how we look as a couple

@sidstfuffs You need to curse more in your tweets. It suits you

crazy to realize this fuck ass stand-up comedian is from my city