Austin Newman

@AllieBoender Cliche af bum playing 3 chords on the beach < Tuxedo-clad piano finesse lord playing a full grand piano on the beach

Ok help me end a debate w/ @AdjectiveAustin what instrument would you rather hear being played when you're at the beach

Parker when he watches his own snapchat story:

@macey_kramer Thanks Macey, day one homies and fam 🙏

Happy birthday to my day one, don't know what I would do w/out you!! Hope you have a great day love you. 🎈@AdjectiveAustin

Anybody heading from Ames to Des Moines tomorrow night or saturday morning looking for a friend and free snacks should hmu

when a DMX song comes on and your entire family starts barking viciously

being bored while at the same time having no desire to do anything sums up pretty much most of my existence

this dude is officially the best person ever

Goin to Derulo w the Best cousin ever... @AdjectiveAustin

I do whatever I want musically! I made an album about space god damn it! when PPL said it wouldnt work. and it went #1 so do what you love!

I fell asleep in the blazing Mexican sun and I swear I woke up an almond

when you're chillin in your hotel room and then shit gets real