Daniel G // dangg.net

@IwriteOK Porn parodies are technically canon

@troutgirl With a dress code the catering better be from Canlis

Whelp Github Copilot just crossed a very creepy line by suggesting my DAD's name when I types "name: "

So instead of having an interviewer confidently lie to me during an interview, I can have a computer do the same?

Got a spam email today from a company that accidentally named itself after serial killer Ed Gein

@ggmathur @ketang Ditto

@ketang Send me invite plz

I haven't been here, but after the Tucker Carlson thing, I'm really really not going to be here. Look for the same handle at blue sky.

Got an error in prod that read "need to escape, but no escapechar set" and I've never related to an error message more

Of course the website I wrote a crawler for yesterday pushed an update today after having no updates for 13 YEARS breaking all my work

I wonder how open the bidding on SVB's assets is going to be. Could someone bid on their own mortgage? (If I were in this situation, I absolutely would)

Calling it now: There is absolutely a team furiously putting together a product that automatically opens bank accounts for users and moves money around to keep every account at or below 250K

Even TurboTax is now showing me cute animations and statistics when I finish filing. I wonder what percentage of PMs and engineers we're working on Spotify Wrapped clones this past year

Finally found a real life application of ChatGPT and it's to come up with contestant bios for The Bachelor

The big question is why is the delta on Goose so big? Do Britons know something about geese that we don't??

@FreddieCarthy sPlice modifies the array in P-lace. Slice returns a new array. Feels like something I would have heard in elementary school but I've never gotten it wrong since I learned this

Oh, you know JavaScript? Tell me the difference between Array slice and splice without looking it up.

Realistic (but slightly ambitious) new years resolutions: Two books a month and one video game (completed) every two months

Easily in my top 3 gaming moments. Came out of nowhere and is just as great nearly 20 years later

Reject Twitter and embrace tradition: graffiti outside the Safeway

Great thread on why SBF hasn't been charged yet. tl;dr - If you want him to rot in prison for the longest amount of time, you need to be patient

The FTX story just gets wilder. Earlier this year, SBF invested $11.5m in Farmington State Bank in Washington St. (nearly double the bank’s value). It’s the 26th smallest bank in the US. It serves a town of 146 people. Has only 3 employees. And looks like my parent’s garage.