Adonis Q. Einstein

"We just have to realize that they're gonna come––they're gonna come deep" –– Jarrett Allen on Knicks fans in Cleveland

Best FG% on Drives this Playoffs (Min. 50 FGA): • Mikal Bridges (65.2%) • Evan Mobley (61.0%) • Victor Wembanyama (60.6%)

It’s 2005. I’m on Long Island getting my hair cut by a Russian-speaking Uzbek Jew named Alex. It’s 2017. I’m in Queens getting my hair cut by a Russian-speaking orthodox Christian Russian named Alex. It’s 2026. I’m in Brooklyn getting my hair cut by a Russian-speaking ethnically Tajik Uzbek Muslim named Alex.

Shaq gives Wemby a new nickname after his game 1 performance: “His American name is Tim Robinson. He played like Tim Duncan and David Robinson. Tim Robinson came to play last night”

Harden is a much better defender than he gets credit for.

Cleveland and New York watching the western conference finals

Jalen Brunson is asked if he, as a star, is bothered at all by not having the ball in his hands as the Knicks' offense adapts: "One, I'm not a star. Two, I want to win."

Jalen Brunson making the east finals after beating 2 g league teams isn’t impressive im sorry

Allen Iverson there repping the Sixers. M Night Shyamalan gave his tickets to Timothy Chalamet though. Won’t forget that one.

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