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@opeoluwa Afa! You still dey?

@BigYomiii I dey do pass this one o

I can’t even lie, this is the most hardworking lastborn I’ve seen in my life😭😭😩

@DougMan4t @miraclegbashi_ @MayGistv And you are?

@miraclegbashi_ @MayGistv Olodo

In Nigeria, a blind woman, abandoned by her husband decades ago because of her disability, spent years fetching and selling water with her daughter to survive and build a home. After 40 years of abandonment, the husband returns having been struck down with stroke to be nursed by the woman.

@Big_dreyyyy @thedocsgirl Thanks bro, I got help from someone else. Appreciate it.

@AdoreChidi @thedocsgirl Send me a picture of it if it correlates with the answers I have here, I’ll send em to you.

Omo I need a Tasker for Project Gaffer

@Oluwatoki01 Can I get answers please?

Based on popular demand i Just cracked the new project gaffer assessment, took my about 7hours but it was worth it, passed on my first trial. ✅️ Ps: My answers are not for sale.

@UcheJohnOlisa @Nyenwe_Eli You happen to be the only one seeing mathematics here. Peace be with you, bro.

@AdoreChidi @Nyenwe_Eli Do the maths

If it’s not their women abusing or killing their house helps, it’s their men raping, sexually harassing, or physically abusing women. The federal government needs to do something about the endless sexual and domestic violence in the South East.

@UcheJohnOlisa @Nyenwe_Eli And how does this correlate?

@Nyenwe_Eli Rather just give them their biafra so they can cut off

@ChuksEricE 🤣🤣

Lady Recounts How She F∅ught a Mother in the Market After the Woman's Baby Pulled Off Her Wig According to her, she had stopped to greet someone when the baby grabbed her wig and pulled it to the ground. After another person pointed out what the child had done, the mother reportedly responded that her baby behaves that way all the time. The lady said she expected the mother to apologize, but instead she kept explaining that the child often does such things. Angered by the response, the lady said she pulled off the mother's wig, and the incident escalated into a f!ght.

@SWsecur1ty @General_Somto Eat one egg a day at least ... Maybe you'll have a sound way of thinking

@General_Somto @general_somto imagine his lb0 tribe woman selling soft drinks and his lb0 tribesman selling food violently reacted to him and made sure they collected their money from him but the elderly yoruba woman selling plantain asked him to go without any embarrassment. 1b0s pollute SW

The Jealousy On Her Neighbour’s Face🤦🏾‍♂️💔

@imdyoungest @NigeriaStories Remove the specks in your eyes.. being thankful that one had invested alleged stolen funds in the same country does not make him less evil, and you too should do better at understanding the weight of crimes committed.

@AdoreChidi @NigeriaStories Typical Nigerian Too subjective to understand a statement.

Full list of Malami properties listed by EFCC’s interim forfeiture order marked FHCIABJ/CS/20/2026: 1. Luxury duplex at Amazon Street, Plot No. 3011, Cadastral Zone A06, Maitama, Abuja (purchased in December 2022 for N500 million; enhanced value: N5.95 billion). 2. Two-winged storey building at No. 3, Onitsha Crescent, Area 11, Garki, Abuja (formerly Harmonia Hotels Limited), purchased in December 2018 for N7 billion. 3. Plot 683, Jabi District, Cadastral Zone B04, Abuja, comprising a five-storey building now operating as Meethaq Hotels Ltd with 53 rooms and suites (purchased in September 2020 at carcass level for N850 million, with an additional N300 million paid to take possession; current value: N8.4 billion). 4. Property No. 3130, Cadastral Zone A04, Asokoro District, Abuja, comprising terraces, purchased in January 2021 for N360 million. 5. Meethaq Hotels Limited, No. 3 Rhine Street, Maitama, Abuja, with 15 rooms (purchased in February 2018 for N430 million; current value after rehabilitation: N12.95 billion). 6. Plot No. 1241B, Asokoro District (No. 11A Yakubu Gowon Crescent), Abuja, purchased in July 2021 for N325 million. 7. Shop No. C82, Citiscape-Shariff Plaza, Plot 739, Aminu Kano Crescent, Wuse II, Abuja, purchased in March 2024 for N120 million. 8. No. 4 Ahmadu Bello Way, Nasarawa GRA, Kano, purchased in December 2022 for N300 million. 9. Plot 157, Lamido Crescent, Nasarawa GRA, Kano, purchased in July 2019. 10. Plaza, commercial toilets, laundry, warehouses and tanks adjacent to Birnin Kebbi Market, valued at N100 million. 11. One hundred hectares of land along Birnin Kebbi-Jega Road, purchased in 2020 for N100 million. 12. Four-bedroom bungalow at Gesse Phase, Birnin Kebbi, purchased in 2023 for N101 million. 13. Shops A36 and B3, Vegas Mall, Wuse II, Abuja, purchased in July 2023 for N158 million. 14. No. 26, Babbi Drive, BUA Estate, Abuja, purchased in 2022 for N136 million. 15. No. 27, Efab Estate Avenue, 5th Avenue, 59th Crescent, Gwarinpa, Abuja, purchased in January 2016 for N120 million. 16. Four-bedroom bungalow with two-room boys’ quarters at No. 10B, Doka Crescent, Abakpa GRA, Kaduna, purchased in January 2018 for N40 million. 17. Plot No. 13, Ipent 7 Estate, Karsana District, Abuja, purchased in June 2018 for N85 million. 18. Duplex with boys’ quarters at No. 12 Yalinga Street, off Adetokunbo Ademola Crescent, Wuse II, Abuja, purchased in October 2018 for N150 million. 19. Warehouse shops B40 and B46, Wuse Market, Abuja, purchased in July 2020 for N50 million. 20. Twin houses at Zone E, Apo Legislative Quarters, Plot 14014, Gudu District, Abuja, purchased between February and May 2017 for N250 million. Properties acquired by Khadimiyya for Justice & Development Initiative, Academic Garden City, Birnin Kebbi 21. Nine units of three-bedroom bungalows. 22. Three units of two-bedroom bungalows. 23. 5.4 hectares of land (acquired between February and September 2023 for N187 million). Rayhaan University, Kebbi State 24. Permanent site – N56 billion. 25. Temporary site – N37.8 billion. 26. Third site – N2.45 billion. 27. Vice-Chancellor’s residence – N490 million. Rayhaan Agro Allied Factory, Kebbi State 28. Factory buildings – N4.2 billion. 29. Factory machines and plant – N10.5 billion. 30. Factory mosque – N2.45 billion. 31. Staff quarters – N1.4875 billion. 32. Bustan building – N3.15 billion. Azbir Arena, Kebbi State 33. Azbir Hotel – N10.325 billion. 34. Printing press – N1.05 billion. 35. Gallery – N581 million. 36. Gardens – N392 million. 37. Mosque – N252 million. 38. Azbir Clothing – N350 million. 39. Azbir Pharmacy and Supermarket – N175 million. Other properties in Kebbi State 40. Al-Afiya Energy tanker garage opposite Rayhaan University Health Centre, Birnin Kebbi – N2.45 billion. 41. Rayhaan Model Academy – N11.2 billion. 42. Rayhaan Primary and Secondary School – N8.75 billion. 43. Rayhaan Security House, Birnin Kebbi – N245.7 million. 44. Rayhaan Radio, Birnin Kebbi – N78.75 million. 45. Uncompleted two-storey plaza opposite Central Motor Park (Eastern Park), Birnin Kebbi – N665 million. 46. Amasdul Oil and Gas Ltd filling station structure along Sani Abacha Bypass, Birnin Kebbi – N1.05 billion. 47. Malami Support Organisation building – N210 million. 48. ADC Kadi Malami Foundation building – N56 million. 49. Abubakar Malami (SAN)’s house, GRA, Birnin Kebbi – N350 million. 50. Abubakar Malami (SAN)’s house behind Mobil, Birnin Kebbi – N490 million. 51. Abdulaziz Malami’s house at Gesse Phase II, Birnin Kebbi – N1.659 billion. 52. Abiru-Rahman Abubakar Malami’s house at Gesse Phase II, Birnin Kebbi – N2.989 billion. Properties in Kano State 53. Zeennoor Hotel, Kabuga Satellite Town, Kano, with 131 rooms – N11.2 billion. 54. Zeennoor Mosque, Kabuga Satellite Town, Kano – N84 million. 55. Zeennoor Old Hotel Building – N280 million. 56. Rayhaan Hotel, opposite Aminu Kano Teaching Hospital, Kano, comprising more than 50 rooms – N2.24 billion. 57. Rayhaan Gym, opposite Rayhaan Hotel, Kano – N1.225 billion

@imdyoungest @NigeriaStories And in what way are you a beneficiary of those investments?

@NigeriaStories At least this one invested in Nigeria. The biggest thiefs are in APC and they do not even invest in the country.

@kenkenlewu @tcee_tochi Holy Ghost court rather

@tcee_tochi They said love clinic or so..

I Can’t Even Seduce My Husband Even When I Put on Only Panties And Walk Past Him!! This is funny but very painful💔💔 I understand this woman's pain... How can you be married but lonely.. And this man is very crafty and uses laughter to show his wickedness....you don't call your ex but you always pick their calls😏

@dfwarox I go dey dm

@AdoreChidi No be small one!

You don’t have any family abroad to create outlier, handshake or Data annotation. Rush here now, before I change my mind!!!! If you get person no come here o, na only my bloods go wey no get anybody

@Timmysofine Sounds like something from a movie.

I watched one of those body cam cases on YouTube and wow! Cops show up to a house for a welfare check. Cars in the drive way. They see 2 dead dogs and go in the house. Whole family has been executed. Come to find out, the wife was having an affiar. They find out with who. Show up to their job and question him. Dude though deleting his messages was gon get it done. Cop was like nah, nothing is deleted from your phone for real. They had to get a warrant for the phone.

@Abis_bg4l They're all sea salts. Pink is Himalayan salt

please what’s this white and red stuff? i asked the aboki selling this stuff, he doesn’t know what it is too

The only thing I hate about Asian food is that after 2 days your shit starts softening up, you’ll no longer have the luxury of dropping that signature Nigerian ‘gbim’ shit, just some soft retarded shit and it can be frustrating.

@Dorren06 @Hybrid_Ola Wetin concern you

@Hybrid_Ola Who are they please? Are they celebrities? I don't know a lot of Nigerians then.

@hicasamadim 15

bunu çözersen, zeka seviyen ortalamanın üstündedir. çözebilir misin?

@educatedtug01 Na sign say blood don full and you need do donation

My palms turn red after I fold my hands for a few minutes, and the redness stays. Is that normal?