Adrien Bautista

DAIRY FUCKING BONDS BIRTHDAY NUKE

@ChrisGamerSpud @ClaytonManningg How dare you steal someone else’s saying they came out with in 2007 you should be sued for copyright infringement

@ClaytonManningg @Adrien_Cards Mariners just beat the trash can bangers. I didn't stole shit from you. I said San Diego more like Fail Diego six years ago.

Órale 🤙

@ChrisGamerSpud @Padres

@Padres Screw San Diego! - Sincerely an ex-San Diegan turned critic who left that shithole 13 years ago.

@SleeperPadres The franimal :(

Padres Opening Day starting Right Fielders since 2015: 2015–16: Matt Kemp 2017: Hunter Renfroe 2018: Wil Myers 2019: Franmil Reyes 2020–22: Wil Myers 2023: David Dahl 2024–25: Fernando Tatis Jr. Myers provided stability in right field for years, but Tatis has elevated the position with elite defense, power, and superstar impact. #ForTheFaithful

@taxevader_15 @KutterIsKing No that was Kinsler

@KutterIsKing didnt criag manage that team in 2023?

Who else is excited for the Subway Series this week ?!?!?!

@Domoo_GOAT @KingWatts02 @txiokatu When did I ever say that?

@Adrien_Cards @KingWatts02 @txiokatu Pretending that ALL TIME the USA produces more talent than Canada in hockey is... a choice

POV: you play the United States in hockey

@KingWatts02 @txiokatu No way you’re telling me when you play more games you score more points🤯🤯🤯. (US has a better PPG on average by the way)

@txiokatu Maybe just sit this one out.

@Chiefsdynasty24 @NFLonFOX @chargers @NFL @NFLOfficiating At least we made it to the 1st round

@NFLonFOX @chargers They won’t make it out of the first round. They barely won against a 3rd string O line and making the dirtiest hits, while being handed the game by the refs. @NFL and @NFLOfficiating all time top talent.

Clean sweep for the @chargers ⚡️

Guys they said the funny numbers 🤯🤯🤯

@juicy_coochiee @RihSkiii @ShesFishy @kirawontmiss An ear piercing is 100% different than a piercing through a finger

@RihSkiii @ShesFishy @kirawontmiss meet 80% of latinas… ears pierced before thy could walk. - from a honduran

Dear Kanye West, We owe you an apology. You were not crazy.

@BKM131313 @Ash_Padres Bro, how hungry for attention are you? Acting like an actual child that has to get the last word in.

@Ash_Padres Clowning the whole city and its sports fans. Sucks to constantly suck doesn’t it. I’ll give you personally a little credit though, Oceanside is far better than anywhere else in San Diego.

Just wanted to come on here and say that seeing people turn on Tatis after one bad offensive postseason (after 3 great postseasons) is disappointing and disheartening 🤷🏼‍♀️ he’s here to stay, which is a good thing ❤️‍🔥

@jj_cubs98 @captjackbarrell @EricBrankey @UmpScorecards So batters should assume anything that far off would be a strike and adjust instead of the mlb implementing technology to better the zone?

@captjackbarrell @EricBrankey @UmpScorecards So Savant (the analytical service that pinpoints accurately) is wrong and an assumed zone via tv broadcast (by ESPN) is correct? How about foul that pitch off and don’t be in a position to have the ump call that

#Postseason Umpire: D.J. Reyburn Final: Padres 1, Cubs 3 #ForTheFaithful // #BeHereForIt #SDvsCHC // #CHCvsSD More stats for this ump 👇 umpscorecards.com/data/single-um…

@WelshFriar So cool to meet you today while I was working

LFGSDFC

@PfaadtIsBetter @Padres D-backs fan D-Ridiing the Dodgers

@Padres enjoy it bud

Final.

@PfaadtIsBetter @Padres

That seals the deal. I am no longer a San Diego Padres fan I’ve been a fan since 1999 and a season ticket holder since 2000. I officially will not be renewing my plan next season nor will I watch on tv ever again. I am taking my fan hood to the Los Angeles Dodgers where they actually care.

@BarofsoapGDP @MLBONFOX @MLB This how y’all feel?

@MLBONFOX @MLB Braves let another baller slip away

DOINK! The Padres strike first after Ramón Laureano’s solo home run in the 2nd 💥 (via @MLB)

Razorrr

@AlScott1998 Wait what?

The Padres are 1-0 with Shakira in attendance

@Padres Razzor Ramon

RAMÓN LAUREANO WALKS IT OFF!!!

@carloscrawfordd @DevineGospel Thought I was going mental for a second

@Adrien_Cards @DevineGospel noticed that too, maybe a superstition thing

Atta baby Croney! Good Baseball!