yuri pookie

@thatsocarisma @chocomocococo Once they get to know you its over

Nobody loves you more than a lesbian woman that don’t know shit about you.

this one needed a standalone whew

Guysss, I’m in the new Gala Chinchin ad🥳🥳🥳

Many Nigerians are incapable of understanding advocacy for queer people or women. To them, standing up for queer rights automatically means you are gay, and fighting for women’s rights is reduced to a desperate attempt to gain women’s attention or wanting pussy. The idea that

Oh wow, the waste collected from mandatory environmental sanitation yesterday and dumped on the road waiting for LAWMA to come pick up has been scattered by rain over night and washed right back onto the road and into the gutters. Look at that, efficiency! 😂🤦🏽‍♂️

Sexual indiscipline will ruin your life

the way y’all shame women for being vulnerable about their personal lives (celebrities or not) is really unfair tbh.

Pay attention to the nggas that think this shit is funny too.

This people and their 20 feet 2 seater car,like do you want to crush us ????,your tyre is taller than me

some of you are disgusted by masculinity in women and that's why you're so insistent that butches are forcing themselves to dress masculine. you can't grasp that they WANT to be masculine. that at their core that's what they are

Megan Thee Stallion takes the stage tomorrow for her first show in her 8-week run of “Moulin Rouge.”

Can i just have some cat fish pepper soup soo hot that it burns my heart till its black and i cant feel again

Just up and hungry

Nigeria makes my job as a novelist incredibly difficult because it is always seven steps ahead of my imagination and so immune to satire, irony, or farce by the sheer ridiculousness of its inventions.

This is why I’ve been single for 6 years. Oml. Everybody cheating.

Cheating is a character flaw and I wish people weren’t so forgiving about it. It shows a willingness to deceive, to prioritize short-term desire over integrity, and to disregard the trust someone else has placed in them. Disgusting.

and if you’re not monogamous — you should definitely LEAD with that — when dating someone.