Advanced MLR Stats

By all advanced metrics, including ∆π and Hunkiness+, Dan Gerzone should be a shoe in to be a first ballot MLR Hall of Famer.

Quint Kimbrel is only batting .230 after changing up his stance on immigration. Notice the differences:

Every single Brewer to make a relief pitching appearance this season has been traded. What does Master Cashier have against relievers?

I think this says it all #StatsDontLie

Uh oh, is this the beginning of the end for @Dan_GerzoneMLR ?

Interesting statistical note: There are no guys named Dave in the MLR. Purely coincidence? Or are we seeing a shift in the way teams are approaching the game?

Tried to calculate Zeeph plus this morning

People keep asking me to come up with a stat for hunkiness, but honestly, I prefer using the eye test

Hey @meerkat_timmons, I was wondering if you got something similar or maybe I made a miscalculation

@Jordan_Peppers5 I mean, really, it's just a great all-in-one stat

Your league leaders in ζφ

We picked 5 teams and generated a random number for each. The Tigers did NOT do well #Yikes

They say the key to winning the Paper Cup is good pitching and timely hitting, but seeing as bird teams are 7-5 against non-birds, the biggest key of all might be air-superiority.

MLR teams with animal names are 8-6 on the season versus non-animal teams. Could mankind's reign over the Earth be coming to an end? The stats say, "Absolutely, 100%" #HardHittingAnalysis #Stats #TheEndIsNigh

You've heard of OPS, here comes OPSB - On base percentage plus stolen bases. Here are the league leaders

Working on a new stat, nAB/nH. It takes the inverse of a player's ABs and divides it by the inverse of a player's hits. nAB/nH (Pronounced "Nab-na-huh" will give us a better understanding of at-bats in relation to hits. Here are the league leaders so far

Colorado leads the league in our newly created stat, Dick%, which measures the number of players with 'Dick' in their name per roster. But is it helping?

We here at Advanced MLR Stats believe you can never have enough groundbreaking statistical analysis. Look forward to some hard hitting, balls to the wall stats all season long.