Adventure Drunk

Who won last nights match? All I can tell from social media is that Tyson has immaculate taste In undergarments…

@flanaganfilm Still hopeful for your take on The Dark Tower!!

The PNW is wonderful except for the next 3 months 😔

So glad we’re destroying the planet for this wonderful advancement in AI. 🤦‍♂️smh

He’s ready for winter. Are you?

no, comrade—OUR neck. OUR back

Lies. Cheese is the only thing holding me together these days

youth pastor speaking to a local band: you know who else only had 12 followers?

I just found out that Bill Watterson (the genius behind Calvin and Hobbes) gave a commencement speech in 1990 and it's incredible 1/2

I rarely buy books because libraries are awesome but @JasonKPargin writes some bangers so…. Let’s fawking go!

48 Hours Later:

Saw the absolute best merch table last night:

saw this in a bathroom stall its making me so emotional

Your religion has no place in my healthcare. Your opinion has no place in my healthcare. Your conservative beliefs have no place in my healthcare. Your sad feelings about abortion have no place in my healthcare. You have no place in my healthcare.

@brooklynvegan Thank goodness 🥂

Steven Drozd's daughter has been "found and is safe," says Flaming Lips' Wayne Coyne brooklynvegan.com/steven-drozds-…

@Save_the_Poors It’s a once every other month event with those two. Definitely a good day 😎

@AdventureDrunk Awww surrounded by purrs

Having the best afternoon