🇵🇸 The Anti-Work Equation

Almost forgot. It’s a cookie butter cheesecake blondie.

This country has been scamming the hell out of us for decades. I just don’t have the words.

@mami_reflux Y’all can even dress up!

@mami_reflux They can help you reach the top shelf at grocery stores!

@ant7hewriter007 Ant.

@agaveforward Hey Britt?

Need this

@agaveforward Ok nice! I hope you enjoy ya date and I think you’ll love the film. Had me looking to buy my own Spider-Man suit 😮‍💨

@Aeon_Amplifier Haha thank you for the invite! I don’t like talking during movies but I’m going on a date Friday night. So we might go see it!

I wanna go see Spider-Man

Every time I’ve caught a stud checking me out, they were out with a femme.

@sunkusanagi Now you know 😭

@Aeon_Amplifier So she ain’t say that? Lmao

“Yeah, hug her bitch ass nigga”

@Loccdawggg I heard it was cancelled until further notice but will continue when I’m no longer single

It’s national girlfriend day?

@n4j4i The person next to me really beat me to the punch cause I had those exact same questions for you. But yeah, great job and great work!

Babe, artist talk went SO GOOD! Gimme a kiss

Sometimes you’re placed in someone’s life just to guide them to their next stage, and it is what it is.

Y’all I literally just saw them riding past me and joined in without knowing anything about the route. I just found out we rode 14 miles, and I thought it was under 10 cause I had so much energy to spare.

Joined hundreds of cyclists on a bike ride immediately after work yesterday

@AlysonW_ Can never go wrong with an bacon egg n cheese + potato burrito 😮‍💨

I might to get involved in the breakfast burrito business

@Psilocybineffek You right, next time I’ll come correct 😔😔😔

@Aeon_Amplifier -2/10 dad joke. I expect you to be a little more creative than this. Do better!

Something that really surprised me about myself was how much i enjoy listening to drill.

She’s really the bees knees

I’m really fond of my tattoo artist (lesbian), and I’m realizing I see her as a baby sister since we’re so similar.

@PullUpPanda Nah I agree 🤝🏾 And if they need help, they can always ask what type of foods or activities they like

@Aeon_Amplifier Very true , plus the plan doesn’t need to be perfect and things can be shifted as needed . The leg work needs to be done tho lol

You’d think it’s rocket science to have a date planned before asking someone to accompany you . For fuck’s sake 😂😂

@TheMisterMarcus Him being in an actual suit instead of a CGI or motion captured suit was fantastic 😮‍💨

Tom Holland actually being in the suit the majority of the movie was also dope as fuck.