Agent Trainee

Which reminds me, the best script I've read recently is a Hollywood Hills set TV pilot called SHMUTZ. And no, Aaron Kaplan isn't attached.

"A pair of hikers found a human skull in Bronson Canyon Saturday afternoon, authorities said."

If you were in one of the two overflow theaters at the Star Wars premiere tonight, you weren't at the Star Wars premiere tonight.

"I've produced 18 films." - Effie Brown (ten years from now)

Is the rumor about an agent I know being a suspect in the death of the UCLA girl, true? Doubtful; but he uses Android so anythings possible.

During Jewish services, when the rabbis walk around so people can kiss the Torah, we chat about the UCLA sorority girl who burned to death.

At temple we only quote the Future/Drake mixtape: "Me and my friends we got money to spend, me and my friends, me and my friends..."

In 90210, the new Waldorf tower rises and in its shadow old Century City mall structures fall and Craig's now offers frozen chocolate pizzas

9 0 2 1 0 Cue Soundtrack: youtube.com/watch?v=g4WjFZ…

Everyone has been asking, "what slop was worse: Gracias Madre or Black Mass?" And I smile. They should know better. It's so obvious.

Sometimes I wonder what you'll do, but I remember I'll see you at the Black Mass screening and eating slop at Gracias Madre. See you there.

And I'll go to the Black Mass screening tonight even though everyone says it sucks and I'll eat at Gracias Madre even though it's a slop.

Nothing worked, nothing was cool, nights everywhere - Chateau, Soho, Nobu Malibu - didn't work, they didn't gel. It must have been the heat.

I'm back and Summer wasn't fun with the heat my god the heat and the movies damn bro the movies this Summer were some Leni Riefenstahl shit

CUE SOUNDTRACK: youtube.com/watch?v=HX52ws…

After seeing everything crumble, we went to Gulfstream for burgers, and every time (a lot) I asked him to rank the agencies, he gagged.

Mom is "away," so I took dad to see San Andreas and he kept whispering (possibly to himself) how he wishes it would really happen.

The song that plays over the Golden Globes scene in the Entourage movie also plays over the premiere in the pilot. We notice this stuff.