IG: agent_pallo

RT to pass the joint

If a girl ever pulls a knife on you during an argument, pull out bread, ham, & mayo. Instincts will kick in & she'll make you a sandwich

I am always sceptical about putting effort into a processs of which the result can not be measured.

Getting 79% for a subject is a part of my personality.

This rain is on another level. The River Nile just formed outside my house!

Trigonomecry geomecry me cry.

I wonder what my dog calls me.

Atheist drug dealers should release heroin called "The Lord's Name".

Hashim Amla with another great save for Everton!

"@_MrJantjies_: atleast I have the new episodes of Adventure Time to cheer me up" *KNOCKS ON DOOR* Brah I need cheering up too.

You don't even know me like that, I will stalk the shit outta you.

Time to get inked :D