Aphrodite takeover

Took this random blondies account, might aswell make the most of it. Don't worry, I'll give it back... eventually.

@fortnitemidas_ Midas fortnite is real ?!?!? but hey, that's just a theory! //

well well well

@HadesFortniteFR helloooo

// only for mutuals. reply and l'll say my: first impression: nickname in my mind: do i like you: hug or kiss: should u post this too:

@fortnitemidas_ Helloooo

First impression: Nickname/Name I call you in my mind: Do I like you: High five (ok) or dap up (prestigious): Should you post this too:

Mortals when they mess with Hades but he gets the souls of the damned on them.

@SpekterKn @gokufan1257 That would work.

@fortnitemidas_ Thank you, these impersonators wanna be me so bad.

@Agentjones_fn is the real aphrodite, not this fraud

literally me

@HadesFortniteFR you should do this but with Midas instead of Geno

@FestivalPhaedra Hello.

Ykw? Why not. First 16 people get put into something like this.

@blugloaddict Even Nolan Chance?

@Agentjones_fn Not even one chance. Multiple chances. Every chance ever.

Chance...? Like...

@GodOfWarFort Precisely!

@Agentjones_fn The sheet audacity of these mortals…

So. Y'all really do want me to suffer? More pain. Yippeeeeee... 🎵It's a bad day, a bad day, a bad day for meeeee🎵 All i want to do is scroll on this app and i see the wildest things said about me. I'M MARRIED.

I hate this app.

@GodOfWarFort Oh...

erm what the scallop

@oscar__fortnite Oh... you survived?

Why would anyone want this...? Do you all have a death wish? (Literally)

@GR1M_G4T3K33P3R The next time i visit the underworld I'll get you one, okay?

Woof woof Bark Woof Give me a bone:3 Or I nuclear bomb you