John The Agent

@DanaeriSweeper // yo

// I'm going to attempt this one myself. Might struggle and it could take a while but I'll do my best! if i don't get to you after a day or two feel free to comment. or just comment in the first place i suppose. // can pick a particular version of Helen and/or your muse too -)

@CENSOREDALEPH @WelfareDeptOlly //we love 1.76 mhz

@WelfareDeptOlly //the repression goat itself

//guys choose I'm going to do smth

@LCorpAyin I'm killing every clerk.

i hope something productive happens in this facility

@SGspouse Multiple times, actually.

— DAILY #PARODYTWT / #PTWT && #MVRP QUESTIONS ! ! ^-^ (Day 41) for MUNS! Has your muse died? Whether canonically in official media or in your interpretation of them? Question creds to @/2022DeathWolf

@MalkuthSephirot Wait... YOU'RE BALD? Like the abnormality?

TW: pregnancy . . . . . . I've been feeling very unwell for days, i did a pregnancy test and got positive. I don't know how to feel, im shocked and completely terrified. My parents are going to kill me, but the fact that Hong Lu and You're Bald... are the moms makes it worth it

@MaseSyndrome @KharaaBacterium //just wanted to double check if this account is in this

Update, still have to finish credits for making it @KharaaBacterium and me Reply to be added still more spots are open!

@ColdyPhoenix123 Oh right. I have work to do. Well, here's hoping the clerks don't BLATANTLY IGNORE PROTOCOL.

🩷; welp damn

@HomeworldConnie No thanks, you'd win easily.

So… do you wanna fight..?

@ColdyPhoenix123 @minos_primereal It's spreading. Not as fast as when the clerks blatantly ignore D-03-109 protocols, but it's spreading.

@ProxyOfTheIndex //got that too

//my dear brother in Hermes I didn't even do it from the muse pov

@Benjamingz3n @TracensVoice Yeah. It's surprising.

@TracensVoice Wait Ayin actually won..?

` Lets settle this... ` ` ...Whos better, me or Ayin, whos more... 'sigma'? Theres CLEARY a right answer in this situation. ` ` I mean, compare me to him, I look way cooler! `

@carmenindatub @Mischievousbnuy // i also wonder

@Mischievousbnuy // RIGHT

//why is everyone turning into fake smile

@FrickinBonnie //I can't escape it.

// sorry not sorry

@ProxyOfTheIndex I have no idea.

Why for the love of Hermes is everyone getting fake smile pfps

@galaxychild155 //i hate that game too but i also like it.

Frick This game i had so much stuff 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢

@L_CorpOfficial It's not my fault that the clerks BLATANTLY IGNORE PROTOCOL.

My agents are all MORONS

@MaseSyndrome //Seems interesting.

//Who wants to be part of the parody hunger games? reply

@carmenindatub Okay then.

AYIN

@Angblacksilence Uh...

I am going to kill the next person I FUCKING see I swear to GOD. [Either just lost a target or got ragebaited.]

@LCorpAyin Manager, how bad is it?

WHAT THE FUCK ceooflcorp.straw.page