Snarkish Danno 🇺🇸

This will be my pinned tweet. Think of it as a catalog of threads that I have written. It will take a bit to get it back to its former glory, so please be patient.

@Rskwgn Very nice!

@AgesSnark めっちゃ綺麗に作って貰ったよ！ 音もいいんだ！

1969y Chevelle concourse SBC377ci Stroker (6200cc) Edelbrock Pro-Flo EFI Aluminum Cylinder Head Cam 236/246(050)

@2001denise_acr You are correct, the ACR was black only. The non-ACR had the tan available. Super neat car. Check your production numbers on cars with stripes versus without. That makes yours even rarer.

@AgesSnark 2001年に77台つくられたSapphire Blue ACRの内の1台です。 ACRは黒内装しかないと記憶してます。

パワーが欲しけりゃエンジン大きくすればいい 威力が欲しけりゃ火薬いっぱい詰めればいい 満腹になりたきゃ肉いっぱい食えばいい それこそがJustice！

@2001denise_acr Is it a black interior or the tan? That is my favorite color Gen 2 ACR. The Blue Sapphire with silver stripes. They did not make many of them in that combination.

@AgesSnark ありがとう！ “彼女”を手に入れるためにコツコツ金を貯め、ひたすら時間をかけて探したんだ。

@Rskwgn That exhaust is a work of art! Very nice.

堀井商会 exhaust wilwood 4POT 11inch Rotor QA1 Coilover UMI Full arm Glasstek frontspoiler

@treeninja390 They built them different in that era didn’t they.

For National Viet Nam Veterans Day I'm honoring the guy that helped raise me. My PawPaw. CSM 101st Airborne Green Beret

@ysuckme Thank you. You also please have a wonderful week. 🙏🏻

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@MUKIDEZA2 Excellent!

お！翻訳ボタン押さなくても英語の投稿が日本語に変わってる！

@DcLidstone @treeninja390 🤣 fair enough.

@AgesSnark @treeninja390 At this point I don't need to vent. 4 out of 5 dentists recommend you don't piss me off. The other guy makes a lot of money

The more I learn about some people in this movement and their motives, the more GROSSED out I am. The most important thing to me about the cruise and it being the FIRST time I got to meet people FACE TO FACE, was so that people could understand, I AM WHO I AM IRL and ONLINE. There is NO PRETENSE with me. That being said, I am NOT someone you want pissed off. The people that met me will attest to that. Look TF out, losers. My dad's dying right now. I have to deal with this shit. Once this is over I WILL deal with you.

@MCCCANM I detect a Douglas Adams fan with that writing style 🤣

New thing: “Poorly Explained Aircraft Systems”. Let’s do electrical… The engine has a special shaft it uses to connect to a generator if you “flip the right switches”. It’s unclear if this is enjoyable for the generator, but soon lots of electrons are born. The electrons are very excited & wish to explore, but there are paths they should stay on. Occasionally, some stray a**hole electrons decide to go on an adventure like Hobbits. “Let’s check out the fuel tanks!” the Pippin Hobbit electrons say, and the movies would have like 75% fewer problems for everyone if Pippin had stayed home. The jet doesn’t like this. It wants to keep the Pippin Hobbits in the Shire, so it closes the gate. We call the gate “Circuit Breakers”. The engineers have put them on the back wall of the cockpit. And on the ceiling. Sometimes on the side. Also, some at your feet. There might be some outside, but I don’t go out there. This is very clear to Engineers, who write a map of them in the flight manual which requires a Rosetta Stone every time you open it. To make it very clear to pilots which breakers have “popped”, they tell you the body is white, so when it sticks out it’s easily visible among the all black array. This is a lie Engineers tell pilots to make them feel stupid when they can’t find a popped breaker. That’s OK; when we find a popped breaker & are bored, it’s sometimes a fun challenge to see who can hold it in the longest before it gets too hot. I’m pretty good at this, but it took years of burning my hands to desensitize. Some breakers are fake; Engineers call them “Remote Breakers” because the real breakers are in a place called the “Avionics Bay”. This is a mythical place where computers & lots more circuit breakers are said to exist, but it’s not really that. It’s an empty space Maintenance stores beer & goes to screw off when I ask them to fix something. I haven’t confirmed that because it’s accessed from outside on the ground & it can be hot or cold or rainy or windy outside, but I have high confidence in this theory. Maintenance doesn’t like to be seen doing their work. I have to give this one to them, because pilots will see a malfunction, then say “I saw Maintenance fix this once like five years ago, they pushed this button, then I think this one” and now the flight is cancelled. The jet senses when electrons stop being born fast enough & “sheds” loads to keep things it likes running. It does this in an order designed to piss off Flight Attendants, like shutting off the seat-back TVs & the Galley (the WiFi doesn’t actually run on electricity, it runs on fairy dust, anger & profane language). The Flight Attendants immediately call me to report this, and while we’re at it the wing looks like it’s on fire. Other than me, the battery is the laziest piece of the puzzle. It does next to nothing until there is nobody left. Then it acts like a teenager, complaining it will only do like 6 things, and only for 30 minutes, tops. After that, it screams “YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE A BATTERY THESE DAYS!” and quits. I don’t want to give a false impression, though…there is always Airbus. It’s built by the French, so you KNOW it’s lazy, thinks it knows better than you & wont do what you ask it to. Anyway, some jets have a little windmill you can lower into the wind, called a RAT. The RAT exists to exacerbate electrical fires caused when you flipped the wrong switches, but the jet fixed it automatically & you undid that with some more switches & buttons because you passed that systems test 3 years ago that you had the answers to. The electrons for your seat’s phone charger are an unknowable mystery, wrapped in an enigma. I assume solar powered, but haven’t found the panels yet & you are being punished for your sins when it doesn’t work. (It’s Twitter, so I have to put a disclaimer here that this is SATIRE & I respect my colleagues – I made fun of myself. I hope you had a laugh!)

@DcLidstone @treeninja390 Love you too Brother. Don’t let the shit stains bring you down emotionally. Let them wallow in the mud like the pigs that they are.

@AgesSnark @treeninja390 BTW love you Brother

@DcLidstone @treeninja390 Oh I’ve had my bouts with them, make no mistake. And thank you 👊🏻 If you ever need to vent, you know…

@AgesSnark @treeninja390 You're a good person. I wouldn't expect you to know the dealings of shitty people

One Big Beautiful MAGA List Let’s count the ways “nothing is happening”, shall we? USA, INC. - gone Internal Revenue Service - gone Federal Reserve System - gone Fractional Reserve Lending - gone Income Taxation - gone Crown Debt Slavery - gone Obamacare Scam - gone Vaccine Poison Mandates - gone Fluorinated Water - gone Dept. of “Education” - gone DEI, CRT & ESG- gone Dept. of Defense - gone Open US Borders - gone Green New Scam - gone New World Order - gone London’s Iran IRGC Proxy - gone Open Society - exposed City of London - exposed Crown Corporation - exposed Lloyds of London - exposed NATO - exposed EU - exposed Fake News System - exposed DNC & RNC Corps - exposed And I’m just warming up, frens … Can I get an assist in keeping this Big Beautiful MAGA List going? God Bless @realDonaldTrump

@TsuyotsuyoNeko Steak does not need sauce if done correctly.

あ、アメリカ人が思う最高のステーキソースの作り方知りたい

From my kitty to yours. Grilled cheese is easy. White sliced bread Butter all sides. Sliced cheddar cheese ( medium sharpness is best ) Heat flat pan on stove top to medium heat. Slap sandwich down, let cook till bread is brownish on the pan side. Flip it and repeat. Voila, grilled cheese sandwich. 😁

アメリカ料理で食いたいのは「グリルドチーズ」

@benmccomposer There is another one that similar and I can’t remember the name of it. Chanter?

Hypnotic. And how can you not love an instrument called a "hurdy-gurdy"

@akevittnvg Have you heard of Buccee’s?

アメリカのガソリンスタンド（ガスステーション）って世紀末やゾンビサバイバルの時に立て籠れば勝てるだろ なんでもある

@CynicalPublius Deep Thought!

Today included an insufficient number of Babel Fish references.

@Schizointel @RebelGhirl1776 Wouldn’t call it metric. In fact, it meets the definition of Imperial….

New non metric unit of measurement unlocked

@muthaPNW Only the version that can be taxed. Real conservation is anathema to a liberal.

I thought the environment was one of the top priorities.