I am actually horny for Dallas cowboys football for the first time in 3 years.
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Meerkat Lover
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Ever since I was a boy, I dreamed of being a long reliever in the MLB.
I dreamed of coming into the game in the 3rd inning after the starter got 5 hung on him, and putting up 2.2 IP 3 H 2 BB and 1 R with 1 SO.
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Wyatt Langford could leave his bat in the dugout and we’d get the same result.
Figure it out bud.
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Hey mahomes, we’re good bro. You can go.
Anthony Bradford is here
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Is this a question or a statement?
Meerkat Lover@AggieGOAT67
@historyman34 first time getting bucky balled huh ?
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Bro must’ve wanted to major in biracial gender spectrum studies if he chose Texas
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Hearing that Cam Coleman chose Texas because Alabama didn’t have the major he was interested in pursuing
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Kid at work tn told me he stays up SUPER late (8:00 pm).
Made sure he knows that shits nothing. What a loser.
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Girls fuck with your feelings and lie about it.
Golf be fuckin with your feelings in the most straight up way possible.
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Matt Eberflus returns
Jalen Tolbert 4 year contract
Schoonmaker extension
Drafted RT over Bailey and Downs
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Seeing lots of Longhorn fans talking about how many points A&M and Tech scored in the playoffs like they didn’t score 0 🤣
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@historyman34 just had a buddy text me and say he can’t hit the town because he’s “getting froyo with one of his boys”
Thoughts?
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Hard working single mothers in Louisiana probably have tax dollars going towards LSU NIL
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What if they infiltrated Vecna’s mind and it was just a bunch of dudes kissing
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In other news: Karen Wheeler is so bad bro it’s almost insane.
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Since season 3, I have felt a vecna and Will romance brewing. Can’t wait to see if it comes to fruition.
Meerkat Lover@AggieGOAT67
After watching stranger things season 5 ep 7, my biggest theory is that Will Byers might in fact be gay. Here’s why: - He says to the group that he likes what the other guys like, except girls. - when talking about who he likes he looks at Mike (a boy) Lmk if you agree!
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