Lipstink

Hey Dude, I finally got the follow I wanted. I’m performing my shitposts, y’know, my cycle? Anyway I’d love if you came and gave me notes

@anal___angel not ready for this shit

the next zone

genghis khan is in heaven

Take a deep breath in and hold it. I will be right back

Just swallowed a horse pill. And now we play the waiting game. Horse cock when?

@AnneChovy2 “you could have prevented this”

@turbo_douche *torso rent asunder by german machine gun fire* “Cor Blimey!”

undergoing court-ordered conversion therapy to make me gay

*at Trader Joe’s* What do you mean my pelts are no good here??

going to Traitor Joe’s and executing him for treason

Is this it? This what it’s all about, meng? Tweeting, fleeting, fucking, sucking, being ran through. Then what?

Let’s feel Paul Allen’s card

I think we can all agree this account is on its last legs

My hog is out and I’m feeling froggy

What if I’m destined to be more than just a reply guy?

@davis_lunch jeff mode fr

@grapefried Tim Burton’s patents

@imGodonline you aren’t allowed to post like that anymore, it’s bull shit

@autischizo yes I should have clarified. we’re talking about my ass

Sorry about that, I didn’t have a lot of mutuals as a kid