Agile Cymru

We hope you enjoy watching our amazing keynote kids as much as we did. Di awn @stmarysnewport youtu.be/n2t8h398100?a

@nigelebaker Industry standard

"We need to be able to fork Scrum so we can have 3 PO's per product, No ScrumMasters and not deliver potentially shippable content every Sprint" is a hell of a hot take. #agile #scrum

@RevRichardColes No one willing to call out the 10 year old marriage bit here? Given the churches difficulties in recent years? Hmmm

8.5% deaths to cases.. Be careful Wear a mask Maintain social distancing. Stay safe

If you need live stream help, we would definitely recommend Video.Space @danvacanti @jose_casal @kjscotland @markdalgarno @AgileBathBris @agilebear @AgileHarvey

@scopelandboxer Has the guy in the bikini soiled himself?

Wherever ‘Britian’ is, I hope these lot find it and stay there

@nigelebaker Henchperson Hencher

Questions I never thought I'd want to ask - Number 1 in an ongoing series: 1. What is the non-gendered version of Henchmen? e.g. Fireman is now Firefighter. Policeman now Police Officer.

@nigelebaker 😉

@AgileCymru She’s five so I’ll let her off.

Are you ready to quit estimating in story points as fibonacci numbers or powers of two and start estimating in dice? This problem looks like about 3d6 of half-days.

@turnermaround Well done Matt

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@t_magennis Noice!!

They're here :)

@nigelebaker Nationalised BT apparently. So us Either way 🙄

Cheap universal Broadband = good idea. Free broadband = nothing is free. Who’s paying?

@tottinge Totally boss

I have a small problem: I am trying to describe a high signal-to-noise ratio and want to use a word other than "clear" or "clean." I find terms for describing kinds of noise, but what's the right engineering term for good signal with low distortion?

@nigelebaker Nexus. Go!

I would like some difficult questions about Scrum. Or some difficult scenarios. Or some areas of Scrum you would like investigation of. (I would like to use my new "Nigel Graphing" technique on them and see if it helps)

Normalized story points is some very attractive nonsense. I don’t know why people believe in it (esp SAFe people do). It’s not reliable. Story points are a fiction with limited use. A story point is a range, not a value. one story point is more like 1d6 or 1d10 of something.

@nigelebaker It's more like April fools Day everyday

One year and one day ago this leaked onto the Internet. I found it then. Halloween’s over, so it should be ok to watch.... but what if everyday is Halloween in your world? 🎃 vimeo.com/297953657

@nigelebaker Eiffel 65 (I'm Blue)

I need the naffest, half forgotten, one hit wonder (maybe not even that much of a hit) band. The more European the better, but with a teensy bit of global recognition. Please help!

Oh, it is time to start cargo-culting the disproven and ineffective performance theater of very large companies of the past (some of which still exist). Yes, people are hunkering down for .... Annual Reviews. I won't be joining you again this year. Thoughts and prayers.

@kjscotland Not much gets me moist these days.. this did