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@AgnesHamburger

pairs well with low expectations.

Katılım Ocak 2022
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jaws of life@AgnesHamburger·
A fun holiday where we check up on our alcoholic dads to make sure they're still kicking.
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Kelsi German
Kelsi German@libertyg_sister·
*innocent until proven guilty..*
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@lowkeyalbert·
Missionary cause we’re both pretty
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Steve
Steve@thahumorguy·
-Are you crying? Me: No -Look at me Me:
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Tig Notaro@TigNotaro·
Kronk from The Emperor's New Groove would absolutely CLEAN HOUSE as a Love Island contestant.
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jaws of life@AgnesHamburger·
I woke up today and put on my audacity one leg at a time like everyone else.
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Cat Elgarrista
Cat Elgarrista@cat_elg·
i call being depressed “depreche mode”. doesn’t help
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jaws of life@AgnesHamburger·
A group of jellyfish is called a smack.
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jaws of life@AgnesHamburger·
One minute you're drinking jungle juice out of a storage bin then the next you're watching a documentary about competitive table setting.
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Hank Green
Hank Green@hankgreen·
Explaining war to a five year old is a great way to lose faith in humanity.
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trash jones
trash jones@jzux·
sick days are cool but employers should also offer “sleepy days”
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jaws of life@AgnesHamburger·
All cult leaders have wild balding patterns.
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Sasha Spielberg
Sasha Spielberg@sashaspielberg·
I can’t wait to walk down the aisle to the Jaws theme
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