jaws of life

A fun holiday where we check up on our alcoholic dads to make sure they're still kicking.

You betta motherducking WALK, @iamanetra! 👠✨ Ru-live the One Night Only Talent Extravaganza on the #DragRace YouTube channel now & get your fix FRIDAYS at 8/7c, now on @mtv 👉 youtube.com/watch?v=o6jSe1…

*innocent until proven guilty..*

Missionary cause we’re both pretty

-Are you crying? Me: No -Look at me Me:

Kronk from The Emperor's New Groove would absolutely CLEAN HOUSE as a Love Island contestant.

"Todd's in trouble! Gotta help Todd!"

I woke up today and put on my audacity one leg at a time like everyone else.

i call being depressed “depreche mode”. doesn’t help

A group of jellyfish is called a smack.

One minute you're drinking jungle juice out of a storage bin then the next you're watching a documentary about competitive table setting.

Explaining war to a five year old is a great way to lose faith in humanity.

sick days are cool but employers should also offer “sleepy days”

All cult leaders have wild balding patterns.

I can’t wait to walk down the aisle to the Jaws theme