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Am I tweaking?

Q: What is your favourite war movie as ex-army chief? Gen. Naravane: The Longest Day. It's a World War 2 movie Q: So no Bollywood movies? Gen. Naravane: No. Because they aren't realistic. They romanticise war. But War is a bloody game

ya Allah thori barish idhar bhi plz

PAKISTAN ARE THE CHAMPIONS! 🇵🇰⚽️ Shaheens beat Afghanistan 2-0 courtesy a stunning bicycle kick goal from Shayek Dost and a late strike from Harun Hamid to win the Diamond Jubilee International Football Tournament! 💚 Feels great to win a football trophy, that too after god knows how many years, a day before the FIFA World Cup! 🏆 #PakistanFootball

So a lift operator wanted to date a surgeon and on refusal doused acid on her. In patriarchal societies, even a random loser can turn into a vicious criminal out of false sense of male entitlement

sahiwal aur okara ka ceasefire kon karwayega

Physician: Your body has ran out of magnesium. Me: 0mg

🚨Okara Air Force has received an emergency batch of J-10C aircraft from its strategic ally Pattoki amid tension with Sahiwal.

Last time Shadab Khan took a wicket in ODIs, RCB was trophyless. Now they have 2 trophies and Shadab has 1 wicket.

Due to the high cost of energy, the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.

adulting really humbles you. i finally understand why some people go quiet, stop posting, or just disappear from social media.

Pakistanis who gang-raped French tourist in front of her three children after her car ran out of fuel will be executed.

Javed chicha in his prime

Arafat Minhas has taken more wickets, inside three days, than Suadab Khan has taken in three years. Jokers running the show!

The United States has killed more people in your lifetime than every Muslim country on Earth combined.

Time when twitter peaked

Neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtr EVERRRRRRRRRRRR look desperate in life. Suffer calmly. Like every great man before you did.

Solos in DHA.