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@Thogden Drogba, knee-sliding in the rain at Goodison

The most overlooked part of Kane's game is that he does it all in a pair of Skechers.

Joshua Zirkzee vs Everton - Goals, Highlights, Skills 🔥

Me and the lads getting ready to let 11 strangers, who earn £100k a week to kick a ball, dictate our mental health for the next 9 months.

@tikalteacall @Drumlinekitty @PaulOhDee

@Drumlinekitty WiFi would occasionally stop working and the only fix was to get the WiFi antenna super hot Would last for a few months or so before it wore off. Worked probably 4 times in total Last time I tried it slipped as I was pulling it out of the oven and fell right onto the burner

I like to test doors to see if they’ll open. My policy is that an unlocked door is a policy to enter. Thread of places I’ve been by walking into unlocked rooms:

@gnarlywolf_ @PaulOhDee Lest we forget

this bitch don’t know bout pangea

@darth_erogenous @DiddlerEarls123 OI BIG UP MY GUY Michael YENO

big ups Archway Leisure Centre

Rastafarian guy in the sauna this morning was telling me I should be making my own honey. “Anyone can buy a bee”, he said. I nodded, taking it to heart. There was a 10 second pause, after which a Polish bodybuilder in the corner interjected: “you need more bee”

@jack_cagney96 @dublinbypub Hahahahhaha

@dublinbypub @AidenReal

Things that Donald Trump's USA Presidency probably won't affect, a 🧵. #1: Pints in The Lord Ed

@gladstoned420 @aaronosul

I don’t know if anyone has posted this already but this might be the best one yet

Anjunadeep Open Air - Adelaide 2024: Register for Presale Access: arep.co/uYxZJ1

Anyone else wake up thinking about Junior Hoilett? Thought not.

Only certain man know what I’m talking about when it comes to securing Oasis tickets

@RyanDilks1 Footballs equivalent of Schrodingers cat @PaulOhDee

You could’ve told me Josh King was 28 and I’d have believed you. You could’ve told me Josh King was 38 and I’d have believed you. You could’ve told me Josh King was retired and I’d have believed you. You could’ve told me Josh King was at Fulham and I’d have believed you.

AI can create anything now

@_andrewkerr_ @CallananSteven @Johnrafter1

Need the name of that tune the DJ played at Jay Slaters funeral if anyone has it, cheers

@mekzinooo Isn't that Leon the scouser from the @RisingBallers_ YT channel?

@_andrewkerr_ @aaronosul phwoar mate

I mean those guys down at Asahi are serious hop handlers. And don't even get me started on their yeast fermenting