Äike Signe 🌻 Hobby Shop Dragon 🐉

Heyohiyo hoardlings o7 I would like to remind everyone I have a ko-fi with a monthly goal to cover my expenses <3 Link below! Please consider helping, especially right now while I'm trying to fix my mic and while moving has me and Noor kinda tight <3

All monster women are allowed to chew on me but if you have a mouth for a midsection you can eat me and I'll thank you

@MewMew_Monke How I look OMW to punch you in the stomach (affectionately)

Collab with a muscular Vtuber but it's just me getting beat up

@xHeraKita I don't believe you could ai ma vehicle at the broadside of a barn, milady

Rapidly approaching your location :))

@agnimami I do! Sonny Rollins' Saxophone Colossus is one of my favorite albums to cook to!

(flirting) so, ya like jazz??

@MewMew_Monke And I'll still outpace you, boy~

People born in the 90's are now in their 60's🥹

Women with split tongues and facial piercings and a suspicious bulge

@eggoslug Only 40? TYT we're not in a hurry

would you spend 40 minutes in the tea aisle with me while I go through every one of them

@agnimami Strategically bothering you in regular intervals to get the unique treat of you ranting about your books to me <3

ppl at work disturb me while reading then act shocked when I speak the word of the Lisan Al Gaib and the 3500 yr tyranny plus the all the Bene Clans and about how the atreides, corrino, & harkonnen genetic lines all get abused and don’t even get me started on Duncan Idaho bc all Leto does is clone him for a millennia all bc of the atreides attachment AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON LADY JESSICA WHENI GET MY HANDS ON HER

i know it’s tummy tuesday but…the way these pants are panting

@agnimami Oh I did one of those trainer card builders recently!

drop ur pokemon team (i want to rate them)

@agnimami My home team, love those little ghoulies

@AikeSigne unknown gem, you pass the cryptid test

What’s ur fav cryptid & NO you can’t say mothman

@sportsguy2332 @Zavallr Ah, but I was born with a condition actually (womanhood)

@AikeSigne @Zavallr I will endorse this man's endeavors

hey! so why did no one tell me working out at the gym decreases your boob size…? 😊

@m0seTBBB So in all realness, fat distribution is not a guarantee, and it depends on your regimen. I do recommend high fat sweets and healthy exercise though!

@AikeSigne how many calorie densities do i need to add, say, 5cm to my bust bc a diet of whatever doesn't seem to work

@VtuberPiggy I'd need a switch 2 and pokopia and a capture card first :3c

Concept for Vtubers without a pet: I become your mascot for a stream Adopt me for the stream to bully, use, build for you in Pokopia etc

@FREAM @NaeniaSelanyx I'm the friend

@NaeniaSelanyx do you have a cameo? because I really need you to record you calling me a good girl for no particular reason at all. But this mouth toggle MUST be one. Please. Again, no particular reason at all. Just for a friend. Not for me. For a friend. For no reason. Just a meme. Trust.

Two words woke the lurkers like they were sleeper agents. ✂️: @/thepuppyshy

@Hyuuchuu How far into the negatives can I go? Like I'd consider you "Inviting"

Am I scary??

@togehpi The way elf ears are so natural for you I forgot they weren't your actual ears for a second

cosplaying krul tepes again bc she’s so cute 💞