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imagine going viral on LinkedIn

having a voice for karaoke is like having a face for radio

being cancelled is just time out for adults

suddenly realised that my whole life I have been reading the word gargantuan as garangutan 🦧

@PastTenseOfJav i don’t know if you know this but it’s actually against the law to show your voting paper. you should delete this.

Big day for democracy.

@PastTenseOfJav wow what are you some kind of sexist?

absolutely devastated. went on a work trip and forgot to pack my emotional support lip balm

currently in a meeting with someone who pronounces column like volume

@JeneeTibshraeny Had major issues - applied for the second time in January, and it showed up in the mail last week

Is it just me, or has anyone else found it difficult to get a New World Clubcard? It feels like tech glitches are designed to make you give up trying, but I might just be cynical and bad at life admin

Listening to these voice notes made me lose the will to live

@femme_podcast Big fan of the shirt!!

@bennettLmorgan @yeehawtheboys

Guy just loudly announced to his family on Cuba st in earshot of everyone that he had spent $550 on a jacket

@henesseyg WOW

@AinsRyder No x

Anyone wanna read my screenplay???

RNZ: where to donate - rnz.co.nz/news/national/…

List of hapori Māori fundraising pages - en.tetaurawhiri.govt.nz/gabrielle-fund…

This is your regular reminder to please donate money rather than things in a disaster response. Money can be spent by people on the ground on the things that are most desperately needed.