Tha Dawg 🐐

Currently at the Accident and Emergency Unit of Jos University Teaching Hospital (JUTH), attending to one of the victims of the recent Angwan Rukuba attack. A man was brought in, badly injured. He said his name is Tayo Johnson, and he’s from Gombe. He was only passing through when he got caught up in the violence. Sadly, he lost his phone and bag during the attack, and right now, he has no relative or contact person with him. He mentioned he works at TJ Printing Press in Gombe, and that he knows people around Plateau Riders in Jos, especially those in printing—he specifically mentioned someone linked to Mohammed Printing Press. Please, if you know Tayo Johnson, or anyone connected to these places, kindly reach out or come to JUTH A&E. This is a moment where humanity matters. Let’s help reunite him with his people 🙏 — at J.U.T.H. Posted by Philip James on facebook-(Angwan Rukuba Update)

only you: slavê to politicians slavê to celebrities slavê to pastors are you curseddddd????

Notice who got a heart next to their name

It’s kind of weird how everyone in the family randomly picks where they sit around the table and then proceeds to sit in those exact spots for every meal for the rest of their lives.

+234 Women dawg, I need the intelligent ones to tweet sometimes, these sub-par brain deficient ones cannot be the face of your brand dawg. Why do they always throw sex as the base equivalent for not contributing to the household ? “God why did you brought me to Nigeria”

I had just one experience with these people and had to report them to FCCPC! They’re a bunch of lying mad people. Bought a microwave oven and paid all at ONCE because that was the only place I found the exact microwave I was looking for. It was sold out on Fouani’s website. Then they refused to deliver and asked me to choose another brand instead. When I rejected the other brand offers, they threatened to take 10% of my money and refund the outstanding in TEN WORKING DAYS! As soon as I emailed FCCPC, they called me thrice in two days, and the “sold out” item miraculously became available and arrived in 3 days.

Tinubu & shettima 1st term highlights.

Murphy's Law of Mechanical Repair:✍️ After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

I’ve dated girls that loved me, I’ve been friends with girls that loved and cared for me I’m sorry I can’t buy love, like ever

I don’t even like joining in the ‘bills’ conversation… If it was 1974 or something, it would have been a debate.. But in this age and time ? Coz wait.. -You be human being, I be human being -You be adult, I be adult -You dey see shege, I dey see shege -You go school, I go school -You love me, I love you -You dey earn, I dey earn But somehow someway, na only me go pay bills ? While your own earning is for. . . ? Oya come exist inside same house with me first make I see. 🙏🏻

Open WhatsApp Check class group so they don't graduate without me Close WhatsApp Enter twitter

Nigerians are too selfish Once you and your family are sorted… The country can burn…

Real man = mumu Intentional man = mumu Secure man = mumu Progressive man = mumu Mature man = mumu Understanding man = mumu Gentleman = mumu Odogwu = mumu Man with emotional intelligence = mumu Man who reassures = mumu Man who shows consistency = mumu Man that solves problems = mumu Man who be step father = foolish mumu

I have made a decision. I can never have anything to do with a girl obsessed with the internet. A woman whose opinions are borrowed from damaged podcasters and Twitter influencers. A woman shaped by the gender war, by misandry dressed as feminism, by the constant outrage that social media profits from. Woe unto you if you take such a woman as a wife. She will be self seeking. Her needs will always come first. She will be greedy, measuring your love by what you spend. She will be self centred, unable to see beyond her own emotions. She will view every disagreement through the lens of gender war, turning your home into a battlefield. This is not true feminism. This is a perversion. It does not liberate. It imprisons women in bitterness and makes them incapable of love, trust, or partnership. There is a wickedness in the soul of those who profit from division, who tear men down for content, who find joy in destruction. I am not here to argue. I am here to protect myself. I bind and cast such women from my path. Not because I hate them. Because I value my peace. Because I am building something and I will not let someone shaped by the internet tear it down. Good women still exist. Women who want partnership, not dominance. Women who have their own opinions, not borrowed outrage. Find one. Choose wisely. And if you see the signs, run.

Going broke because you’re trying to use your money to make more money is so painful

Men gain nothing from being difficult to sleep with 😂🤷🏾‍♂️

The day Mr Eazi made a statement that when he was 19, he borrowed 19million naira from his uncle to start a business of supplying diesel to MTN, and that business eventually failed was the day I realized you have to be careful of the caliber of people you take advice from.

As a nigerian, you don’t have the luxury of ignoring politics right now, you should actually take it as a life or death situation, because it is. This may be your last real chance as an ordinary citizen to reclaim your life and your future.

How is “ me wey rude die” a compliment? Are you in SS2B ?

In 2 years you really can be somewhere you never imagined, that’s why it’s so important to keep going.