Ajay

@camo2572 @melbournefc Fuck off calamari

I never want to hear @melbournefc dickheads boo Maynard ever again. Look in your own backyard first muppets . How many sly hits is that for Kosi Pickett now ? #GatherRound #AFLCrowsDees

Pretend tough guy Maynard ends a career with a hit to the head and walks out of the tribunal saying how tough the week was for him 🤣🤣

@eliz883 Sleep in?

GM 💙

@nickboland_ @PGATOUR @SamNowlan14 🤣🤣 idiot

@PGATOUR @Ajaythomson11 at spring park, then bounce off tree onto fairway @SamNowlan14

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“It‘s a good question to ask me live on TV, because I get a bit defensive of my players. But I think it’s borderline silliness..." 🔥 Scott hits back at finals criticism towards Rohan in tense TV exchange. >>> bit.ly/3AZ1gwg

@george__812 Fkn sweet mate

Actually embarrassing that the reigning premiers can’t even bring in a crowd on a Saturday night , terribly embarrassing

BREAKING The AFL will reportedly ban all 17 other clubs from celebrating team wins with the song 'Freed From Desire' after senior Western Bulldogs leaders took their grievances straight to Gil McLachlan in the wake of the 2021 Grand Final 👀 MORE >>>

Essendon match-winner Jake Stringer is unlikely to play a game before the Bombers’ season-opener against Geelong at the MCG as he battles ongoing groin pain theage.com.au/sport/afl/bomb…

Hehehe ho ho ho ha ha ha ha must of had COVID. ONE POSSESSION!! ONE!! Looks like he was first responder to a terrible accident. This is what the hardest ever earnt possession looks like. Look at the clock! Oh my god what tha 🤣🤣🤣

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Must be a glitch in my Twitter algorithm that just shows Jake Stringer tags. Every pre season this every pre season that. Hoping this is the year you show me something different fat boy. SOMETHING!! Go dees, boo brad Scott

🤣🤣🤣🤣 surely not

"The thing that has shocked me, on reflection... why it didn't really occur to me that the game really shouldn't go on, because we couldn't know for sure." Chris Scott chats with @barrettdamian about last year's prelim final, Joel Selwood's future, and the Cats' new game plan.

@Hatza23 1. Dees drought breaking flag 2. Gawn 5 in a pre-lim (fuck you geelong) 3. Gawn after siren at Geelong for minor premiership (fuck you geelong) 4. Clayton voted best player in comp by AFLCA 5. Amount of AA this year 6. The amount of goals kicked in granny by fritsch magnet 🧲

@sportsbetcomau Scott Boland invented the Giraffe by uppercutting a horse.

@sportsbetcomau When G.Bell invented the telephone there was a missed call from S.Boland

I’m genuinely concerned about how much money I’m going to spend on @melbournefc Premiership merchandise.

Things that I trust more than Gary Rohan in a final ⁃Mexican tap water ⁃Petrol station sushi ⁃Emails from Nigerian Princesses ⁃Ivermectin ⁃A drink from Bill Cosby ⁃Bigfoot Sightings ⁃Gladys freedom plan ⁃Mesh Condoms

If Gary Rohan were to portray a soldier in a war film, he would be the bloke in the bottom of the trench pissing his pants crying with his hands over his ears 🐍 #AFLDeesCats

@Skaf41 Did he win the coaches best player in the comp on Thursday night?

It's a yikes job for my man Toby. So dumb FFS. Still the best player in the league don't @ me!!!