Kingdavid C. Ofunne

My neighbour’s 7 year old daughter comes to my house almost every weekend to finish my snacks but I enjoy the company Once she comes, she commands that I put Moana or Frozen for her on the Tv & I obey then she sits on my couch (doesn’t say a word) watches tv until she leaves…

That was the surprise I came with the previous night. I wanted to show her that I’ve changed and I’m even wearing brand new boxers I had removed them myself… And forgotten! The End

I picked my trousers and was about to wear it and go outside to apologize when it suddenly hit me… The boxers is actually mine!

My girlfriend always complained that I never wear boxers or briefs under my clothes Whether it’s Jeans, chinos, corporate trousers or even shorts… Nothing According to her, people can always see my preeq line because, well, I’m too endowed And to be fair she’s not even lying

@teewiztiwa Very strong one 😂

@AjeboWriter “It was smelling yansh, yansh”🤣😭💀

In a taxi… I’m rocking my newly plaited hair, thanks to my wife I smile & greet the lady beside me as I enter but she completely ignores me like I’m invisible. Instead, the guy sitting to her left responds I shrug. After all, this is Lagos & everyone is always angry or bitter

@AdusamO 😂😂

@AjeboWriter I didn't expect that coming from her bag 😂

@AdusamO But I don’t want to. I’m not her father.

@AjeboWriter So far as you are a father you can also teach her the right thing

My wife and her sister were going to the market that morning, so I stepped out to open the gate for them while carrying our baby. As they were driving out, I noticed my neighbour’s teenage daughter sitting outside with a plate of rice, eating quietly…

“God bless you sir,” she said quietly and humbly “Have a very amazing and wonderful night, Sister,” I said with a wink before entering the taxi again with a smile on my face We move Lagos

“Driver, please I’ll stop here, sir,” she whispered, her hands shaking as she tried to get money from her bag to pay I tapped her hand lightly and told her not to bother, that I would pay. Then I stepped down so she could get out of the car…