Alan Maxwell

@ThrillaRilla369 My dad was a regular smoker but I believe it was in his 40’s he read that smoking was bad for you so he stopped and never smoked again.

Do you actually know anyone who successfully quit smoking ?🚬

@Jenny_1884 Not when he’s just told them that they are doing it all wrong!

Do you think Tony Blair is running this government in the background?

@hikingtheglobe0 New York

Guess the city without cheating?

@PolitlcsUK Quinoa? Surprised they didn’t list caviar.

🚨 NEW: The Government has published the list of 125 “everyday essentials” that will see lower prices due to planned tariff cuts Aubergines Avocados Baked beans Bananas (fresh and dried) Biscuits Boiled sweets Bread Buckwheat Candied fruit Chewing gum Chocolate (bulk and retail) Chocolate bars Chocolate drink preparations Chocolate spreads Chocolate with fruit, nuts or cereal Citrus fruits (various) Cocoa paste Cocoa powder Couscous Crispbread Crisps Dried apples Dried apricots Dried figs Dried papaya Dried peaches/nectarines Dried pears Fonio Fresh figs Frozen fruits Garlic Gherkins Gingerbread Green tea Jams and marmalades Limes Liquorice products Margarine Marzipan and pastes Mixed dried fruit Mixed fats and oils Mixed fruit and nuts Mixed nuts Mixed preserved fruit and nuts Non-alcoholic beverages Olive oil (extra virgin) Olive oil (other) Olive oil (virgin) Olives (for oil production) Olives (fresh/chilled) Olives (frozen) Other fresh fruits Other peppers (capsicum/pimenta) Pickled peppers Pizzas and quiches Plant-based drinks Plantains (fresh and dried) Prepared vegetables Preserved beans Preserved citrus fruits Preserved tropical fruit Preserved vegetables Processed potatoes Quinoa Rusks Soups and broths Sugar confectionery Sugar tablets Sweet peppers Throat pastilles Toasted bread products Toffees and caramels Tomato ketchup Tomato sauces Vegetable oils Waffles and wafers

@InspGadgetBlogs Casablanca.

Hard Days Night.

@stendec6 @JeremyVineOn5 I hardly expect a pedestrian to exceed the speed limit, and mobility scooters are limited anyway.

@Ajem47 @JeremyVineOn5 Pedestrians, horse riders, mobility scooter riders?

Do cyclists need speed limits? You might be surprised to learn that cyclists have no obligation to obey speed limits. One man says he'd like speed limits to be enforced after his wife died from a collision with a cyclist during a charity bike ride. What do you think?

@Avabelly__ Sell it to an art gallery. He could be the new Jackson Pollock.

My son did this to my chair. What should I do?

@Kinza1278 Ohio

I have 18 cars for anybody you can name a U.S. state that does NOT have the letter "E" in it.

@Sahar393815 An instrument of torture.

Thousands of guesses but no one can guess correctly

@indierob9 Fancy admitting that they underpay their employees.

So in the US waiting staff are allowed to be paid $3.50. That’s £2.60 an hour in the Pounds. Minimum wage in the UK for someone 21 plus is £12.71 ($18.44) per hour. Thoughts?

@JerryTaylor I think a friendly warning would have been sufficient. Taking her to court for a trivial offence seems to be over the top. No one was injured.

Good to see the Police taking action against careless drivers. Pedestrians have priority at junctions. Entitled car brains need to be trained into better driving.

@Fr12ee44Spewxh He doesn’t have a chance of winning but may take votes from the only candidate who can stop Burnham from winning and becoming Prime Minister and taking the country further left.

Makerfield, what a dilemma. Andy Burnham - doesn’t want to represent you but needs your vote to become PM as he’s that arrogant. Rob Kenyon - labelled the plucky plumber but proving to be more misogynistic. Rachel Shepherd - can’t recall a policy she relies on. Michael Winstanley - former Mayor of Wigan, a solid safe bet who has been representing your community for years. Perhaps it’s not such a dilemma after all?

@o_charmian29763 @thetimes Ah, yes. The octopus is my friend!

@Ajem47 @thetimes Your dwell deep under the sea?

The comedy giant on embarrassment, Taskmaster, the return of The Inbetweeners, and hosting the Baftas for the first time this weekend

@celtic_jaime Purple one.

Which one was your Quality Street favourite ?

@DomLaw263571 @TIMBO_SL1CE 34 here. 24 is good.

@TIMBO_SL1CE Any of my fellow Brits complaining are being pussies, lmao. Its 24 degrees rn, you are acting like its 45. Give me a fucking break 😂. Sit in the shade or something. Turn a fan on. Have a icecream I dunno 😂

Why are people from the UK so smug that they refuse to embrace AC.

@RachelD1892 None of the above.

Who do you trust most to 'save' the country? A) Rupert Lowe B) Nigel Farage

@bagshaw2112 Stephen Lewis was also in Last of the Summer Wine as Smiler (!)

One of the best and funniest comedy programmes form the 70. Absolutely hilarious… #comedy who can remember ?

@kirawontmiss How do they get away with paying only $3.50? In u.k the minimum wage is £8 or more depending on age (equivalent to nearly $11).

tipping culture is getting ridiculous

@kazzaloveslife Ova easy.

How do you like your eggs in the morning 🎶