AJP

Yanks are slugging!

Why are they treating this like it’s a neutral site game?

Opening Day Schedule Tomorrow: 4-4:30 AM: Wake up, stretch my arm (you never know if they may need you) 4:30-5 AM: Breakfast (Hot dogs, Nachos, ice cream in helmets) 5-6 AM: Meditate, Chaim Bloom prayer circle 6-7 AM: Watch last inning of each Cardinals World Series win 7-7:30 AM: post video of PCA forgetting how many outs there were 7:30- 8 AM: reply to every negative post about the Cardinals and say they are “going to shock the world” 8-9 AM: watch 2023 season highlights to stay humble 9- 9:30 AM: Head to Mcgurks 9:30-10:30 AM: have one beer for every win they’ll have this year (92) 10:30-11 AM: Head to BUSCH STADIUM 11-11:30 AM: Play wiffle ball on fake field outside Ball Park Village 11:30-12 PM: Be first in line for batting practice 12-1 PM: watch batting practice (holy shit Nolan Gorman could put it together this year) 1-1:30 PM: head up to Big Mac Land to yell at families with young kids that they’re only there for the $29 all you can eat deal and to name 5 players on the team 1:30- 2 PM: Get nerves out by heading to kids club to see how fast you can throw (58 MPH) 2-3 PM: Watch Red Jackets and Clydesdales come around field (is that Erick Fedde in a red jacket?) 3:15 PM: Game time. #STLCards

@Jandystl This is art

The best in the world! @netflix

St. John’s has taken over tiktok #sjubb

@Ajp1106 You know Bryce is gonna take offense to this (and he’d be right)

Didn’t Harper win MVP in 2021?? How do you get the year wrong?

@HaydenWinks @JoshNorris Oh hell yeah. Been waiting for a good one since TDN stopped caring

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Jackie Robinson leaving MLB The Show for CFB fairs

Phil Booth was a SNIPER 🎯🎯🎯

The hell with a 40 man spot. Do you know how many low-ceiling relievers are on that 40 man? He went out and earned that shit, and he deserves a spot. Absolutely ridiculous to keep him off the roster.

VCU and Utah State should start playing each other. The We Lose Coaches Every Year Classic.

There were obviously complicating factors involved in the decision, but seeing what they saw from Velazquez and not immediately trying that out in the middle of your opening day lineup is a bit surprising. I get not wanting to expose anyone to waivers, but have to be careful about prioritizing the cart before the horse on 40-man stuff, as the last regime did with some frequency.

Just play the friggin Ray Charles how hard is it??

they tried to screw ya team with the bracket but you’re too tuff goat

@Durty_Burty It’s not bad! It’s just the game that I’m the least intrigued by out of the bunch. If Jefferson is able to go then it’s a different story

@Ajp1106 Why Tennessee-Iowa State bad?

Texas-Purdue Iowa-Nebraska Arkansas-Arizona Illinois-Houston St. John’s-Duke Alabama-Michigan Michigan State-UConn Tennessee-Iowa State The worst game here is Tennesee-Iowa State What a loaded slate. These are the best Sweet Sixteen matchups I can remember. Get me to Thursday

Cards Opening Day leading into the Sweet 16 AND it’s gonna be 70 degrees

There’s always juice with a regional. Sweet 16 is some kind of special. That being said, the level of juice at Capital One Arena Friday night is going to be at a one-of-one level. Duke vs. St. John’s. UConn vs. Michigan State. Jon Scheyer. Rick Pitino. Dan Hurley. Tom Izzo.