Abbas Kalima

Katt Williams giving Bernie Mac his flowers is one of the best things ever.

I told he fights against principalities 😭

SIMKHAANNNN

WILSONNN!!!

@ButtyGhetto_ He’s fighting not against teams but rather principalities , demons , spirits and unknown powers 😭

i still can’t believe Cristiano Ronaldo scored against Al-Shabab yesterday and their coach started crying 😂😂 They’re not competing for the league, they’re not battling relegation. Just pure hate cuz Cristiano might win the League. SHOCKING!!!

Some of you actually need to think deeper than you already are. The way I was brought up, I don’t need you to cook and clean for me, i don’t even demand it. I was raised to do those by myself, it’s a necessity. Secondly, I’m not sex deprived and I can never be, so what exactly do you bring to the table that will make me want to put a ring on your finger? Companionship? Lmao 😂 Yall really think cooking and cleaning for a man or having sex with him is the ultimate value?? If you think like this as a woman, you’re a fool. A very big one at that! Why? Because everything here can be paid for. Some of you need to get down from your high horse.

@Iam_ronoh Pole sana 🫂

Imagine on your birthday last year you tell a school acquaintance you want to do a party but later change your mind , they bring you a mug as a “gift” and pressure you in your home to do this party , because this was a person who once helped you at your lowest you cave

Can’t believe I slept off and when I woke up the first thing I saw was Arsenal downfall.

I wish I could have Galitos chicken with KFC fries and ChickenInn coleslaw.

I will never understand Black People who are supporting Palestine when Palestinians HATE Black People as much as they hate Jewish People.

Happy birthday, @Cristiano! 🎉

I can’t stop watching those AI videos of random facts about fruits, skincare and other stuff. It’s like Cocomelon for adults.

This is Manchester United?

Mango tastes like it’s serious about being a fruit

@druski 😂😂😂😂

Mega Church Pastors LOVE Money 😂😭

Ronaldo wins the World Cup while you are at a bar watching him lift the trophy with boys and your wife sends you this. Is this too much to ask?

Anyone else falling out of love with football as a whole?

@MsMiriti All my jobs have come through LinkedIn

Kuna mtu ashawaipata job through LinkedIn? Most useless app

This whole year has been a series of “Babaaaa baabbbaa…. Lulu Hassan! Hi Lulu Hassan” then back to “Babaaaa baabaaa” Eeeiiiii 🤧

Describe Larry Madowo in football terms.

We’re getting our rigged World Cup