Akilles

How your girlfriend looks at you when you tell her you wouldn’t love her if she turned into a worm

@DailyNoud Does that mean he officially fucks fish?

Travis Scott has officially joined The Seven.

@JamesKiesel3 @sw_holocron Also, just if you wanna go back and watch again because it took me a second watch, you should revisit the Rey and Ren vs the Praetorian guards. Worst choreography in Star Wars history. They have slo mo breakdowns on YouTube that really show the flaws. ROTS nailed choreography.

@JamesKiesel3 @sw_holocron The last Jedi lost me the minute Poe’s x-wing drifted in space like i was watching fast & furious. Benicio Del Toro’s character was lame. Captain Phasma’s death was cheesy. All while we watch Cuck-lo Ren cry about his birthright before killing his Dom (Snoke). That’s my argument

REVENGE OF THE SITH has suddenly risen in viewership and is now in the Top 10 most watched movies on Disney+

@JamesKiesel3 @sw_holocron While I disagree, I can compromise fair arguments. Name another one that doesn’t also classify as overrated, written by the same guy, and actually is original? Ex. Not another retelling of blowing up a Death Star. Yes, George Lucas cannot write dialogue. Let’s not start there.

@Akilles117 @sw_holocron Revenge of the sith isn’t the best one. And it’s very overrated

Um, that’s because he’s fucking dead.

@ayeejuju Reddit stories always be like “I’m a female, and i did quite possibly the dumbest thing anyone with a brain could do, to ruin my 10 year marriage.” Then it’ll be like “i sucked a dudes dick and let him impregnate me, idk why my husband divorced me.” Stupidest shit ever 😂

@AlhajiSUGAH God this song is so out of place

Optimus wanted to save the world Megatron wanted to fix the world

@Dexerto Sigh, Papa Johns is so ass bruh.

Papa Johns is turning Pizza Planet into a real restaurant for the release of Toy Story 5 Each location will feature limited-time pizzas, including the Space Ranger Roni, Sheriff’s Roundup, and Reach for the Pie

@DelusionPosting Man even the fuckin 2’s be unworthy hoes 😔

@manzzzzed Imagine you take compound V and just start eating and shitting dirt.

Which would you take? Compound V OR. Super Soldier Serum

The StarWars Sequels are better than the StarWars Prequels

“PLEASE DONALD ILL DO ANYTHING! ILL FUCKING SUCK YOUR DICK! YOU WANT ME TO EAT YOUR SHIT? ILL EAT YOUR FUCKING SHIT IN FRONT OF MY ENTIRE TWITCH CHAT”

@TheHooterBear @Sksj002 Headcannon is compromising

@Sksj002 Sir, you’re performing what’s known as “headcanon” to rationalize bad writing.

Homelander literally destroyed himself by injecting V1 🧬 Everyone's asking why he got weaker here's the truth nobody talks about. Homelander WAS the perfected version of Compound V. Years of experiments, countless failures, all leading to HIM. His strength, speed, and heat vision were practically unstoppable. But V1 the original formula was raw, unstable, and full of violent flaws. That's exactly WHY Vought kept improving it over the years. The moment he forcefully injected V1 into himself, his body started reverting. All those flaws that were eliminated through years of refinement? They came flooding back. So the very thing he fought so hard to get... ended up undoing everything that made him the most powerful supe alive. He didn't get an upgrade. He corrupted his own code.

@Awk20000 “Help, it’s the consequences of my actions!” There i fixed it for you @hasanthehun Don’t be a martyr if you’re gonna be a pussy about it. Doesn’t look good to your terrorist friends.

Hasan comments on his subpoena

@Awk20000 I mean I’m hoping for jail honestly. He’ll get fucked so raw that he could hide a whole terrorist cell up his ass.

Hasan thinks there’s no silver lining in his current situation "I prefer not to have this publicity..if u think that this is good..I know some of u looking for a silver lining..this is not good..no world, where having to deal with a federal case is a good moment..I would much rather not have to deal with this" "This is one of those moments where they (Democrat leadership) actually do have to say something..I mean who knows" "Not just harming a person that they perceive to be an enemy, but harming themselves..bc when I swing from the g*llows..you will be there..they'll put u up there too..this is not about communism, this is not about socialism..this is about dissent against a fascist government"

@Grummz These retardants actually think they’re different than the people who said “they created a million Charlie Kirk’s.” You people are all actual losers, with cuck martyrs and it says everything about you.

Bluesky is already LOSING IT over Hasan being subpoenaed. Cursing everyone from Trump to Asmongold. They vow this will "create a million Hasan Pikers."

@EndWokeness @hasanthehun nahhhh, America deserved 9/11 remember pussy boy?

A visibly shaken Hasan Piker says it is "not great for me" that the feds are probing his foreign ties

@Gunblaze1969 All i see is redneck Beyblade

Milwaukee vs Dewalt tug-of-war😳