Akira Motherfucking Kurusu

I keep trying to convince Dr. Maruki that I have a mental illness so I can put it in my Twitter bio

damn shame that firework festival got rained out just as I was boutta use the noise to bust a cap in the back of Makoto’s head. maybe next year.

@MasayoshiShido2 Akira Kurusu

@AkiraMfKurusu Masayoshi Shido

BEHOLD, THE TRUE POWER OF THE TRICKSTER

I swear to god Mishima and I could be in a bunker while nuclear fallout occurs outside and this fucker would still be like “Akira bro the phan site is on fire you guys are so popular” holy shit bro get a hobby

mad props to the guy who sits behind me in class while I handcraft literal bombs with my pet cat, you a real one chief

not because of the phantom thieves business or anything, I just killed 3 civilians

call me anne frank cause I’m hiding from law enforcement in an attic

my history teacher threw chalk at my forehead and everyone laughed, so I’ve been carrying around a 5 lb rock in my bag to make sure he regrets it next time

holy shit I just threw my bag against the wall and I forgot morgana was in there he’s fucking unconscious

trust me it’s a lot of fun

cafe leblanc does not have a shower, so to get myself clean I usually take a spin in the washing machines out in the backstreets

I’ve scoured the depths of all of human cognition yet I still cannot find anyone who gives a fuck

at the student council room talking to makoto, I don’t know how much longer I can take this

“gun about”? yeah my gun about to light up this whole fuckin arcade lmao