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I think it’s about time we start exercising this right to recall our representative both at state and national level.

Even our old anthem come be like this o, so we don already dey blend. “Nigeria we hail thee, our home and native land...” “O Canada, our home and native land...”

From far and wide, O Canada, we stand on guard for thee. God keep our land glorious and free! O Canada, we stand on guard for thee. O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

O Canada! Our home and native land! True patriot love in all of us command. With glowing hearts we see thee rise, The True North strong and free!

The loot of palliatives na fake news abeg! Nobody loot anything!

Who sabi Canada anthem? Person need to learn sharpaly!

Feels like a crime to laugh this days but this one hit me

I’m seeing videos of COVID 19 palliatives everywhere and that gov’t is wicked. However, someone said it was from a private organization and I’m INCLINED to believe them because if na same gov’t wey we know, the money for no even turn to food in the first place.

Maybe it’s the #EndsSARS killings but I couldn’t react to this. Man is numb! 😶

The soldiers who opened fire at Lekki didn't first say 'Igbo people go to the left, Yoruba people, go to the right, Hausa people stand this side' Their bullets were doing One Nigeria. Quickly pour water on any fires of ethnic tension you see.

RT for awareness. An escapee might be on your TL.

Was the photo reversed?

Why can’t the gov’t just stop all this unnecessary tactics (COVID violations, thugs disrupting the protests) and just fix the problems. COVID violations yet you reopen NYSC camps! #EndPoliceBrutalityinNigeria #EndSWAT #EndSARS #NigerianLivesMatter

Any serious country would race to end a protest of this magnitude, especially one done by the majority of its workforce #EndPoliceBrutalityinNigeria #EndSWAT #endsars #SARSMUSTEND #NigerianLivesMatter

The fact that the govt/ police isn’t doing daily press conferences/ briefings till now shows a total lack of understanding of the times. #EndPoliceBrutalityinNigeria

You know the corruption goes very high up when a police officer kills an innocent unarmed civilian and no arrest has been made days after. Even though there’s enough video evidence and eye witnesses #EndPoliceBrutalityinNigeria #EndSWAT #endsars #SARSMUSTEND

Location. National Assembly. #EndSWAT #EndPoliceBrutality