AkureCityHunter🇳🇬

Going forward, I'll be posting figures about FAAC to each of d 36 states in Nigeria. I will focus more on Ondo State, but if you want to know about your state, I'll post what I have. The data was collected from nigerianstat.gov.ng so you can be rest assured on the accuracy

Good morning friends and foes 🙂

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Thankfully, Nigerians are wiser now. Everybody sees through everyone. Enough of the fooling

Congratulations to President Tinubu. I'm not a fan and I have been criticizing you for over a decade. Tbh, you are the least desperate politician Nigerians have ever witnessed. You sacrificed your ambition in 2007, and 2015 for you to be President today. In a country where everyone wants to be President at the same time. You have shown that you don't have to be desperate to win. I'm not your fan and I will still continue to criticize you. However, recent happenings in our polity have shown that you are a rare one. I wish you the very best!

Kobbie Mainoo brilliance 😮‍💨 @ManUtd

her: you’ve lost the most important person in your life me checking if Bruno is alive

Ahhhhh!

Bro was like: If I’m getting a red card, I’m gonna make it worth it.

Pep is actually a mad man😂❤️

Carrick has switched to back 3/5 I hope Amorim is watching how to be flexible

You won’t find a better Bruno Fernandes edit anywhere on the planet, this is god level creativity for real, what a fvcking creative machine. That first assist to Licha at Liverpool. 🤯🥹❤️

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I would die first before I allow a lady that I’m not married to, do this for me.

@NELFUND I'm honored to let you know that I am the Best Graduating Student of @lautechofficial ✨✨ Your loans made it possible • OLADEPO, CALEB OLUGBENGA • B. Tech (First Class: 4.89/5.0) #LAUConvo18th #nelfund

He’s definitely speaking from experience. May God help us all

Listen attentively!

@iamnasboi Lol, opposite of broke is rich not big. You don’t “fund” a rich girl, you care for her and she reciprocates. If a girl is big and I still have to fund her, then she’s not the opposite of broke. That is inflated Oloshonism. Na this brain you dey take write those amazing skits?

Hugo Ekitike has updated his Instagram burner bio to “Omo Olorun.” A Yoruba phrase meaning “Child of God” or “Son of God.” 🇳🇬🙏

God abeg 😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭