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Al Christakis

@AlChristakis

Thikk-ass Goblin type Human, I know every anime cum at me

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Al Christakis
Al Christakis@AlChristakis·
Starting a free standup show at stop and shop without their knowledge or permission(yet) hit me up if you arnt a coward, have a tight 15 and also some heelies to bail if shit goes south
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Al Christakis@AlChristakis·
Lactose got my man pussy queefing out a storm of shit
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Al Christakis@AlChristakis·
Idea for a movie "The Turd locker" it's like the hurt locker except instead of the hurt lockers plot, it's Jeremy Renner and he has to shit in Gwyneth Paltrows pussy to stop the puss candles. On a side note, I have a cold and took way too much robutussen.
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Al Christakis@AlChristakis·
Just took a shit so bad I apologized to a God I don't believe in
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Al Christakis@AlChristakis·
Brieana- "I don't know hes froglike but not like in a cool way"
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Al Christakis@AlChristakis·
@willnoonan It's their marketing team burying it in the algorithm my dude
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Al Christakis@AlChristakis·
Getting forcibly removed from the Applebee's for saying puss-fart to many times
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All that is required for an evil milk hotel to triumph is for good milk hotels to remain neutral
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Al Christakis
Al Christakis@AlChristakis·
Apperently the ATM doesn't accept quarters? The fuck am I even paying for this is communism
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Al Christakis@AlChristakis·
I have sausage stuck in my teeth which is a worse tradgedy to me than Pearl Harbor just because Pearl Harbor did not effect me really
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Al Christakis
Al Christakis@AlChristakis·
You can suck off my father. You can give him sloppy top. Cause if you give top and if it dont slop then my dads not gonna pop😢 As soon as I get this pulitzer prize for poetry I will boof it cowards
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Al Christakis@AlChristakis·
White women hipsters all dressed like bob the builder, dude just cause you like radiohead doesnt make you a house painter
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Al Christakis@AlChristakis·
I feel like most of the concerts I go to the ratio of dudes to autistic dudes with mustaches is off the charts
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Al Christakis
Al Christakis@AlChristakis·
I got a new idea for a show where King Charles gets eaten by a bear because hes a old pedophile, the premise is that King Charles gets eaten by a bear cause hes a old pedophile
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Al Christakis
Al Christakis@AlChristakis·
Amyl and the Sniffers?? More like Joe Biden's favorite band!! Ey oh eyyyyyyy(I'm quitting comedy ima go live in the woods)
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Al Christakis@AlChristakis·
Foolproof ways to cure depression -cucumber -seran wrap -several bees Now if we could just find the right order we can solve this
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Al Christakis@AlChristakis·
If I was gay you think I wouldnt say hootie who, wheres the goo?? Everytime I was horny you're out of your mind
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Al Christakis@AlChristakis·
I dont know a polite way to tell someone that they have dried cum in their beard, so I'm just gonna tip this barista and mind my business.
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Al Christakis@AlChristakis·
I'm starting a GoFundMe for a gallon of gas, plz donate
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