Al Coggs CFC 🌟🌟

Hold on…

If the United States saw what the United States is doing in the United States, the United States would invade the United States to liberate the United States from the tyranny of the United States

A woman was reversing in Asda car park today and she almost bumped into my trolley so she said "sorry". I said "that's okay", but my American friends are saying the correct response would have been to shoot her in the head three times and claim I acted in self-defence 🤷‍♀️

Would you like to see this?

@FBAwayDays The old den was the place to go.

Have you ever visited this place for an away day? Is it as intimidating as they all say?

Donald Trump is forcing himself on countries the same way he forced himself on 14-year-olds.

“If Carlsberg did Darren Grimes inflatables”

He is indeed

Italian citizen, who was trying to get to his pregnant wife, had to continue his way by crushing the climate activists who were blocking the roads. Was his actions justified?

"Nigel Farage's classmates who he racially abused sir. Thousands of 'em"

Pretty fucking much.

@nebx500 She’s never been right, just another untalented snake oil salesman

🎭 Michael Caine: “I voted for Brexit… I’d rather be a poor master than a rich servant…” But he lives in LA, never been poor, and pays no price for his vote. Does this sum up Brexiters?

@EssexPR Jeez not sure you should pick on Vorders she’s a national treasure.

So, Carole Vorderman spent years telling everyone to vote Labour, now she’s backing The Green Party… Surely people realise what she is ?

@cfcpep Nice one Pep

Today Lyla's adoption finally went through, I now officially have a Daughter🥰

And Trump is a modern day Einstein.

@FrauForelle Perfect 👌

“We want are dog sh*t back!”

@DanielTyrie You already are, because the majority of people in Canada aren’t cunts.