Alex DelPriore

*My Own Worst Enemy plays at party "WHO SINGS THIS?" "ITS LIT" "I KNOW IT IS, BUT WHO SINGS THIS!?"

@AlDelPriore I mean it is once youre in there

The Hyatt Regency Schaumburg hotel gym is the hottest place I’ve ever been in my life.

I ran 3.1 miles and I feel like I jumped into a pool with all my clothes on.

@adhdandrea Foh

Imma say some real dumb shit yall might not like but if kuni gets backturn armor can Feng bt2 armor again 👀

Cursed bracket at the local yesterday.

@EttranXela I like the Beijing Beef at PE. That’s about the only thing that stands out to me. But I could take or leave Panda Express honestly, I would defend your right to hate.

@AlDelPriore I agree with you in this. Maybe im just an extremely biased hater. But nothing goes hard to me at PE. Taco bell has just been "oh what's at this rest stop?" when on trips.

Side questing with gma this morning. She told me in the best English she could, just how much she tried and hated Panda Express and how she was confused that people looking for chinese food would eat there. Forgive em gram grams, for they do not know

@EttranXela It’s kinda like Taco Bell: I’m not going there for authentic Mexican food, I’m going there because the cheesy Gordita crunch goes hard.

@EttranXela If I’m looking for authentic Chinese food, I’m not going to Panda Express, but sometimes you’re not looking for authenticity, sometimes you’re looking for Americanized bullshit Beijing Beef that slaps unusually hard for some reason.

@adhdandrea They told Holli they didn’t have it, then they said they did, then they said they didn’t, then they said they might have it, then they gave us a final “no we’re out of carne asada”

Still trying to figure out how I managed to get 4 carne asada tacos IN-BETWEEN my two friends (white) ordering and they told both of them they were out. This might be the only time I’ve ever felt Hispanic privilege 💀😂

@tk_Sol_Naciente @TheMitt86 @V_o_Ritual In Brunswick? A good pizza place, but that’s about it. You’d have to leave Brunswick for better options imo. We’re not normally in Brunswick. If you ever come back for another event, we’ll put you on to some real good food in the area.

@AlDelPriore @TheMitt86 @V_o_Ritual What food options were there? 🤔

Big Announcement!! I have officially volunteered to spearhead SEASON 2 of Locals Unknown, a docuseries delving into FGC local scenes across the US. With the help of Kanme Studio's @TheMitt86 and @V_o_Ritual, we'll travel to several venues, explore their food, compete against their players, and find out what makes their scene so great! Which local scene should we visit first? 👀

@adhdandrea @MountainDew this is me in this photo can I get a Baja Blast sponsorship?

@tacobell @cleveland_fgc

A touching moment, for sure. And a sobering reminder that it’s been years since we’ve seen Slider’s father. Someone, somewhere has to know something.

I hate running. I dread it almost every time I run. But I feel better when I do it regularly, so I don’t plan on stopping any time soon.

I’ve also lost about 40 pounds, found a new sense of motivation, and have generally improved my mental health overall. The last year has been uniquely difficult for me with losing Bandit (and the months prior) and I genuinely think running has helped me get through it all.

I’ve been running again for almost a year (started 6/1 of last year). In that time, I’ve experienced the beautiful view from treadmills around the country including Las Vegas, Denver, Chicago, and my basement.

3 turnovers in less than 3 minutes. The Cavs are maybe playing the most frustrating basketball I’ve ever seen.

@EttranXela My queen

@AlDelPriore Carly Rae bless my boy's cardio

Uhhh… no thanks

On that note: I’m like 6 years late on this but Hot Mulligan rips and made up the entirety of my run today.