Malik Zayd Al-Haqq

@e_mokera kipa msenge Sana.mtoto mjinga

Aki siwezi toboa world cup asiende Tu. Kama hii ni Saudi inafanya roho inataka kutoka I can handle him missing the world cup

Me watching my ex ruin her life just to make me "jealous"

@e_mokera 😂😂😂

Kipa msenge malaya shetani kadinywe na shetani mwenyewe

Saa ii ukiwa na Harrier inabidi uweke bull bar kama zile za gari ya Walker Texas ranger.

@TypeCs4 kuja hapa kinoo dia

The pain of having fine and soft nyash but no boyfriend to spank them.

@g_mahn254 😂😂😂

Sharp bois wenye walikataa kutupea skills by next week tutakua tunaenda mjengo sisi wote,anaku rahisi 😂

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@munenechris_77 @Newtonnizzoh @Otile_fx you cannot win where another man failed

@Newtonnizzoh @Otile_fx Ama aliuza sera kwa ndume fulani na ikaambulia patupu coz the dude doesn’t want to be a step dad.

Ukiskia dem ameintroduce mtoto akisema "this child is my hero," we jua tu babake aliingia mitini.

@Mnauwoo 😂😂😂

watu tulisaidiwa na principal kuingia campus tunakapitia ajab

"Massa, the samaki is done!"

Macron is so unpopular in France. His domestic policies are unpopular. Am I to extrapolate that his foreign policies will be great. Which is why I said if you were acting like this about the Chinese I'd understand but Macron???

@LordConservator @mfsvlly 😂😂😂

@mfsvlly Unafaa uanze ku practice na mzae wako kwanza juu ni yeye alikuzaa ukiwa msenge

Kuna mahali Claude ilitwanga resume safi mzungu akajawa na furaha riboribo all I'm waiting for ni heads up nianze kazi. First payment napigia wazazi niwaulize kama wananijua vizuri tena niwablock nitafute unga nizunde kwa mapua and life will be sweeter than a virgin in whorehouse

Kenya needs a new President - they deserve better than William Ruto

“It does not matter how old the cow is. The liver is always tender.” ~ Dr Muthomi Thionkulu, Professor of Butchery.

@AlhajiKe 3some😂😂

Money Market Fund?

When bro screams "what was I to her" during the exam so I know the answer is 2nd option

As I got older I have started realizing that BORING is good. Be BORING & Different.

The way I go from “I need to lock in” to “I'm goated” to “why do I even exist” to “we're so back” is so tuff