Alabama

@bankruptcynewss Bankruptcy? What the fuck is that? We only talk about life experiences amongst our inner circle. Being poor isn't one of em

The South can't lose when the war has just begun. Hope the blacks have enjoyed their time of bliss. Song of the South is your anthem, Boyz.

@ericclapton Still trying to rip Randy's look off? This is America. Stay the HELL OUT. #BAMATERRITORY

@TheBobSeger We'll drop you LIKE A GODDAMNED ROCK!

@mikeroweWORKS Want a dirty job? Try swimming through the abundance of whores and cocaine that is ALABAMA's TOUR BUS!

Thank you @fordtrucks for picking that poor-man's Alabama Bob Seger to sing your theme song...and then filing for bankruptcy.

Wish we had the royalties from @Mishiesings for clearly writing a song about the night we gangconceived him. Gotta love that Southern Charm!

@followcmt When will we see another oscar winning Alabama video on your po-dunk station?

the Father, Son, the Holy Alabama.

We single handedly stopped Armageddon from happening 3 different times by telling God to know his role and leave our tools alone

@trevordrish Fucks like you are the ones that couldn't survive the awesomeness of hearing "ROLL ON" during conception and became mutants.

This fuck @trevordrish says we are irrelevant. We are by default everyone's favorite band.

@trevordrish A baby is conceived to a 'Bama song every 5 minutes. We have more money than God, we actually bought his house. Irrelevant?

To the fans who didn't get to meet us after paying $750 to do so, we are deeply sorry we didn't charge $800 to look at you fucks.

Hey guys! We are ALABAMA... and we are more important than your food stamps.

Need 2 tell Mark Martin that we didn't mean to be arrogant and act like we were better than him in that hotel on accident. It was on purpose

Disappointed we haven't heard a single tune from our vast collection of HITS on a @nascar ad this year. Can't afford the royalties, boys?

@jefffoxworthy YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF - you listen to Alabama.

@trevordrish You heard right you piece of fuck. Next time you buy our cd, pay cash instead of WIC. Tired of the white trash paying our bills