ALABI

ALABI will be here now.. if you’re seeing this, kindly follow me on here and let’s reconnect 🫶🏾

Happy birthday Enzo, keep being a great guy ❤️

@islamfgs Omo that scorpion big ooo Alliamdulilahi shaa

i just heard him shouting and making weird noises, only for me to come out and see him fighting a big-ass scorpion in my living room. 😭

ILEYA IS OTW!!! Do you need a well tailored outfit for Eid?! You can get a premium kaftan from ₦50,000 and above, and an Agbada from ₦85,000 and above (depends on the material type and style). All orders will be ready within 7-14 days. Thank you for choosing us! 🤍

TGIF from The Chosen One😁❤️ APC Ogun,Top to bottom🤣

I’m wheezing😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@fagbemi_hamza Cook another thing nauuu

If I hear pim🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

Made that🤗! ✂️ 🧵 🪡

Famous Pluto abeg leave engine room for the alte children, you’re bigger than that, the body odor just dey off my Igbo anyhow shurrr 💔

Happy birthday to my fine client (miss Wunmi)🥰🥰 I just love this dress I made for her 🥺 ✂️

A guy at my cousin’s office begged HR not to do anything for his birthday because he had severe anxiety and hated being the center of attention. They promised they understood. Lunch break comes and they literally wheel out a cake, balloons, and half the office screaming “SURPRISE.” 😭 He immediately started panicking, knocked over a chair trying to leave, and locked himself in the bathroom. A week later they fired him for being “disruptive in the workplace.” Turns out he had emails proving he warned them multiple times. He sued the company and won.

My grandfather before his death, had a pot that contained a soap (it’s locked up). Then one day he said, “ Ogun werey lo wa n beyen o”. He went ahead and said he’s had that work for 11 years and not for once has it failed to serve its purpose. Just one bath under the full moon. So, we asked why he didn’t make another since that one was running down. He said 16 men pounded and finished the work thru the night— naked, and those 16 men must have pure heart towards each other, and that’s only thing he’s never found in this age. Science will never explain this.

Messi 🗣️' My son Matteo is a Chelsea fan , whenever I'm training with him in my yard he tells me: I'm Chelsea, I'll beat you 3-0"!

Frank edoho wife Dey ask if frank edoho don ever pay school fees. Na why if I pay my pikin school fees, I Dey come tweet am for here. Evidence choke! Receipts choke!

MAKING THIS RECORD WITH BIG WIZ WAS SOMETHING SPECIAL! GOD BLESS THE HARD DRIVES!

Thank God say FAPO LION na OG!! He suppose dey drag the most funniest with DJ chicken and gehgeh 😂😂

Tailor☺️

Little by little, DJ Tunez will release all the songs Wizkid has abandoned in his hard-drive for years. He keeps blessing our ears with good music 😂❤️

🚨💣 Kylian Mbappé: “I was ready to start but Arbeloa told me I am the FOURTH striker now”. “It’s ok, we have to accept the decisions of the coach. I will be working even harder”.

lagos restaurants need to stop putting that spotify logo on swallows, mehn. just load my pounded yam come abeg.