Alabaster

They call me the jester and the king the way I make jokes at my own expense

They call me the meat meister.

@GooseworxMusic THANK YOU!!!! MORE LEAD PLEASE!!!!!!

Listen here digital circus fans! I'm gonna pour hot liquid lead on your skulls and you're not even gonna scream. You're gonna THANK ME and ask for MORE!

@F0ODHub My unfortunate go-to would be either ranch or boom-boom sauce.

Ketchup isn’t available… What are you putting on this?

Giggled

Zeal:

A silent fawn bleats under Urban Shade, having been bled by faux fur romance. What answers back is not silence, but an uproar from the very trees shielding what bites. Do NOT excuse Zeal. Be strong, Ren. Eventually, the fawn gets up, and the wolf is shot down.

@NoLongerNull Captured this photo this morning. The sun rises for you, Ren. Be strong.

I will not watch the video for my mental safety, but I will clarify further. I did not drink alcohol. I stated I was curious what it’s like. I was told I’ll start crying and get depressed, and that it’s not fun. I didn’t drink. I never wanted sex. My idea of dating was

I look at my body in complete disgust. I feel like a corpse, that’s now been used, and that no one will ever want to love me, because of what has been done to this body. And yet, I am trying to love, and live. I will forever be full of love. I will forever be full of life.

Hello, twitter. Just wanna say, what Zeal did to Ren is disgusting. Thank you and goodnight.

Peanut or done?

Could be mouth-harassing a taco bell grilled cheese burrito rn

New motivation to post. My bedroom is being build and these mfs banging on the walls got me like “YA-HOO-HOO-HOOWCH!!”

Aizawa gives birth to a ham lost media FOUND

@chickenincrisis Hi chicken

say hi to chicken or your February is ruined

Haven’t posted in a hot minute. Just want y’all to know I made brownie sand and it tasted terrible 😔

@tobyfox Question, if I may. Does Mr. Tenna have lips? How does he eat patented TV DINNERS?

Nobody talk to me, I just murdered a tiny mailman in cold blood (he was too evil to spare)

The demon in the inaccessible attic says it has cookies for me, do I go up there?

I AM NOT PARASOCIAL. I JUST LIKE TAGGING RANDOM CREATORS I KNOW.