Alameda Research v2 (Parody)

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@hcn_bh We are following the Joe McCann playbook

@AlamedaV2DAO I’m probably the biggest holder of $AR haha (down 10k)

In.

@AzFlin SBF needed a ABG

the effect of an ABG on a white man needs to be studied

Caroline and SBF have a new look

@3liXBT @rwokcapital @YapTradeDAO gyap

@AlamedaV2DAO @rwokcapital @YapTradeDAO gyap

Administrative update: @rwokcapital was kind enough to compensate us with @YapTradeDAO tokens to our treasury to make us whole. The Remilio NFTs will still forever be in our multisig.

@daosdotworld Remilio

This adds to Remilio lore. Remilio

If you are a $AR token holder feel free to use these assets for PFP, creative use, etc. They will be a public good

These Remilio assets will forever be burned in the @AlamedaV2DAO contract. This adds to the Remilio lore. Remilio

(1/3) FTX today announced it is set to distribute more than $5 billion in its Second Distribution to holders of allowed claims in the Plan’s Convenience and Non-Convenience Classes that have completed the pre-distribution requirements on May 30, 2025.

Put it back in the chart

RWOK was a beautiful and skillfully executed DAO on @daosdotworld. We are proud to have participated in the fundraise. Upon disbursement, Alameda v2 received 1x Redacted Remillio Baby, 1x Oekaki Maker, and 1x SchizoPoster in our custody

@daosdotworld @ggcapdao @AicroStrategy @DAO_DR3AM @3BerasCapital_ @YapTradeDAO @hardwAIreDAO @MonarkDao @rwokcapital @ALCHDAO Daos morning

DAOS MORNING TO ALL OUR DAOS (INCLUDING NEWLY MINTED @ggcapdao) @AicroStrategy @DAO_DR3AM @3BerasCapital_ @YapTradeDAO @AlamedaV2DAO @hardwAIreDAO @MonarkDao @rwokcapital @ALCHDAO

$AR will make it all back, one trade and one farm at a time. Hyperliquid.

We will begin to explore trading strategies on Hyperliquid, DeFi farming opportunities on other chains such as Sonic with an additional fund address, track it via: 0x85e5171a7268e70100fb4cb45751d88170074a96

Sam Bankman-Fried is doing 25 years behind bars, and is now sharing a cell block with Diddy. He joins us from prison for an update on his new life. (0:00) What Has Prison Been Like? (2:28) Was SBF Ever on Adderall? (4:42) SBF Meeting Diddy in Prison (7:01) How Prison Has Changed SBF’s Perspective (9:37) The Democrats Refused to Rescue SBF Despite His Large Donations (15:24) The Future of Crypto Under Donald Trump (21:17) Does SBF Have Any Money Left? (24:42) Tucker Confronts SBF About His Effective Altruism Cult (31:13) Will SBF Ever Actually Get Out of Prison? (36:41) Why All of SBF’s Friends, Family, and Co-Workers Abandoned Him Includes paid partnerships.

Today’s sell off reminds us of the past cycles, the future is still bright and we live to fight another day. Alameda Research v2 still has our treasury intact and will re-deploy strategically when the smoke has cleared.

GYAP! We have contributed 1 ETH to the @YapTradeDAO fundraise! Excited to see Yap Trade DAO become the premier OTC marketplace for Kaito Yaps and other assets.