Alan Breen Author

Every face has a story. Mine just happen to be darker than most. Glasgow indie author.

Well, that's our lottery on...

@lippyent Boris Johnson 😂

Hmm 😒 🤔?¿

@brclothwrites Get married 🤣

What is something your parents did, that you, now as an adult, would never do?

@ProofreadJulia Happy #Caturday Mollee x

Happy #Caturday from Mollee xx

@ornithopteryx @gwalkerauthor Good 😊

I reserve the right to use the british spelling “grey” at all times and I shan’t be argued with

Gonna be a great day 😊 seeing a special little lady in 8 hours 🤣

@HawkEmDownChris The little drummer boy.

Who comes to mind?

@Ofmooseandmen Good morning to you 😊 hail in sunny old Glasgow too 😂

Good morning. As we approach Easter week. It has started to hail. Time for a brew.

Sometimes you need your own space. So dad's been looked after tonight, and I'm seeing my flat for a well earned break 😁

@DschlopesIsBack Still hilarious.

If you know what this is we can be friends.

@RickyGroverUK Glad to hear it 😊 all good here too :)

@AlanBreenAuthor All good, hope you're well 👍

Sometimes you have to put yourself out there @RickyGroverUK all good your end? x

I hear about Married At First Sight so much, at this point they should air it in reverse – start with the chaos and arguments, and by the finale you’re like "awww they seem lovely, what a nice couple." 😂

Well... Last night looking after my Dad was a shit show, quite literally 😂

@oelma__ @THypoteneuse Average here in every respect 🤣

Five for me. I am average. What about you?

@AndreaMyon On my bucket list :) Have a great day 😊

@AlanBreenAuthor In Hungary :)

Well good morning good people 🙂

@AndreaMyon Where abouts? If you don't mind me asking 🙂

@AlanBreenAuthor Good morning (lunchtime over here)!

@WCRaustler If we could do that with wives, now that would be incredible 🤣

On a scale of 1 to 10, how important is the find and replace tool in your life?

@lady_valor_07 Absolutely 🤗

Does anyone who grew up before social media still remember their parents’ landline number??!