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Still, I believe, the most-watched Congressional YouTube video of all time: youtube.com/watch?v=cJqM2t… And yet, some wonder where inflation comes from . . . . #inflation #CostOfLivingCrisis #TheFed

#Trump goes TACO because Trump says that #Iran has caved in in talks (the talks they are not having). apnews.com/live/iran-war-… So Trump is, officially, talking to himself. Makes sense, because Trump is the only one he listens to. If Trump can remember what Trump said. #Clownarchy

I think that it's reaching the point when, every time I feel like I might pass wind, someone is going to ask me for dual-factor authentication. #ModernLife

Iran makes an extra half a billion dollars on its oil exports every week that the war continues. pbs.org/newshour/world… #Trump is so, so stoopid. #Oil #TrumpSlump #Clownarchy #Donorrhea #TrumpocalypseNow #Dicktator #DumbAsABrick

What you are seeing in every #Trump action is that "Plan A" is bullying, threatening, degrading and insulting everyone. And there is no "Plan B." #WorstPersonInTheWorld #DonaldtRump #Clownarchy #Trumpocalypse #TheDon #ThiefInChief #Donorrhea #LockHimUp

For all you mythology fans, "Scylla" is a $2 trillion deficit, borrowing $1 for every $4 spent. "Charybdis" is that this offsets the $2 trillion diverted from buying US goods/services by the trade deficit & stock buybacks. We are caught between Scylla & Charybdis. #Trumpocalypse

Putting on my economist hat, I wonder: what would be the market-clearing price of oil, given oil's very low price elasticity, with 15 million barrels of oil per day missing?Answer: almost $400 a barrel, and more than $10 for a gallon of gas. #Oil #Iran #Hormuz #OMG #Trumpocalypse

The oil futures market consists of well-informed, sophisticated people with $billions of skin in the game. It says that the price of gas will be 20% higher than before **even 18 months from now.** The futures price for Election Day is $80 a barrel. #Iran #Oil #Trumpocalypse

On #DHS/#TSA airport problems: “#Trump will blame Biden. Everyone else will blame Trump. The solution is to have #DHS agents refrain from shooting Americans in the face and in the back, like #Noem shot her dog. We are not dogs, nor cattle, nor sheep. And they need to put a little love in their hearts.” baltimorepostexaminer.com/lott-dhs-shutd…

Let me see if I have this right. #Trump is claiming that the Republicans won nine out of the last five Presidential elections. Is that what he's saying? theguardian.com/commentisfree/… #TheDStandsForDumb #Clownarchy #Donorrhea #Dicktator #TheDon #ThiefInChief

It comes down to how to make life better for all of us. "Kill all our enemies" is in first place, with "Live long and prosper" waaaaaaaay behind right now. Let's see what happens. #ArcOfHistory #TheMainIdea #LiveLongAndProsper #TheRealEnemy

The #Trump Administration stumbles blinding into a valid solution regarding the #StraitHormuz, and then promptly forgets about it. maritime-executive.com/article/trump-… NOTHING HAS HAPPENED. It's short-attention-span theater. #Iran #War #Gasoline #Gulf #Oil #Clownarchy #Donorrhea #Incompetence

A little math: 21 million barrels a day are stuck behind the #StraitsOfHormuz. The strategic reserves, together, can release no more than 3 million barrels a day. See the problem? #Iran #Oil #Trumpocalypse #TrumpSlump #Donorrhea #Clownarchy #StupidIsAsStupidDoes #ETTTTS

I rate people whom I don't like, on a scale of zero to five, on how stupid they are. I also rate them on how evil they are. So far, #Trump is the only perfect '10.' #StupidANDEvil #Clownarchy #Dicktatorship #Donorrhea #TheDon #ETTTTS #TrumpocalpyseNow

@ValMaravillosa Sir, I want to point out to you that a chainsaw is no real replacement for adequately working private parts. If you don't believe me, ask some women.

@AlanGrayson Says the bum who defended Obamacare.

$5 a gallon gas is "a very small price to pay," says the man who has never filled up a gas tank in his entire life. thedailybeast.com/trump-drops-pi… Because #Hegseth loves the smell of napalm in the morning. #Gas #ItsTheEconomyStupid #Iran #Clownarchy #Donorrhea #TheDon #TrumpocalypseNow

@silkypillows42 Says you: "did you complain when yada-yada-yada-yada-yada ..under Biden? Huh, did you? Well, did you???" Freakin' bot.

@AlanGrayson Did you complain when the price of a barrel of oil went up to the highest it has ever been in 2022..under Biden?

The new leader of #Iran -- the US and IDF have killed his father, his mother and his wife, and also crippled him. His first statement vows revenge. This is not going to end well. Has anyone thought this through? #StraitsOfHormuz #Trump #Trumpocalypse #Donorrhea #TheDon

There were roughly 80,000 federal indictments last year. Many of the defendants actually are guilty. And many of them are going to go free because #Trump doesn't know how to name US Attorneys. theguardian.com/us-news/2026/m… Trump is soft on #crime, and not just his own. #Donorrhea

Suggestion to oil companies: tell #Trump that you want him to put golf courses on the decks of supertankers, and you'll pay him to do it. That wouldn't protect them at all; it's just how the world works these days. #Clownarchy #Iran #Oil #TheDon #Dickatorship #TrumpocalypseNow