Alan Hastings

🚨 Michael Jackson will be Burnley’s interim manager until the end of the season, club statement confirms. Follows Scott Parker leaving with immediate effect.

No reliance on corners or throw ins No wrestling in the box No parking the bus No crying about referees Just two teams playing beautiful football, attacking with everything and trying to destroy each other THIS IS WHAT FOOTBALL IS MEANT TO BE

OPEN LETTER TO @ChelseaFC, Please ensure you do everything humanly possible to spread your legs for Man City tomorrow, doggy, cow girl, any style they want, please give it to them. Make Prime Mia Khalifa proud kings Cheers ❤️

🚨 Removing the away goal rule has been one of the best decisions by UEFA in football history. The Round of 16 saw a total of 68 goals! 💫

@Ryan_Gray294 @Rory_Talks_Ball Bro what. He kicks him right in the forhead with his studs. I get that he is clearing the ball but come on

@Rory_Talks_Ball Feel for Dortmund, not a pen for me that

Atalanta or Leverkusen for Arsenal Would prefer Leverkusen I think

David Raya is four years older than Donnarumma

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. That point literally means nothing to us now. We are down. But the fact we have potentially just stopped the most insufferable, whiny, cheating football club in the World from winning the league I am so over the moon. Up the shagging Wolves mate

Thanks for providing us with this masterpiece of photography

A NLD victory for our U18s 👏 🤍

Me drunk driving as Joelinton

Perfect system for Udogie and Porro given they were bought in to play as wing backs Would be a shame if they were both out with long term injuries

@Footballtweet Did you just call kick-off ‘set-piece’????

Jumped on the tube. Sat down. And big Igor Tudor is stood there towering over me. Seemed miserable. Massive bloke. Expensive drip. No doubt in my mind he’ll sort these players out. Whispered in his ear ‘we are staying up’ as I got off. He winked. Come on you Spurs.

🚨🇪🇸 GONZALO GARCIA OPENS THE SCORING FOR REAL MADRID! TRENT ALEXANDER-ARNOLD WITH THE ASSIST! Real Madrid 1-0 Real Sociedad. x.com/thecadetopy/st…

Tottenham 16/17: Scored the most goals in the league - 86 Conceded the least in the league - 26 17-2-0 at home 17 clean sheets 0 red cards Golden boot winner - Kane 29 PFA YPOTY - Ali (21 yrs old) Eriksen - 15 assists Free flowing beautiful football

Dad : why haven’t you done your assignment ? Me : Palmer Dad : what? Me : I need a Pen 😭

🤯🚨 𝗝𝗨𝗦𝗧 𝗜𝗡: Liverpool vs Manchester City drew 700–750M viewers globally, more than 3× the 220M viewers for the 2026 Super Bowl.

Mousa Dembélé lost the ball just 13 times across 6 seasons at Spurs 😳🤯😱 Probably the greatest player never to win the Ballon D’Or.

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