Alan Lucas

@BemertonHeathFC Ken ‘The Penman’ Hart

Couple of Christmas crackers from Alfie Ingram and Ethan Covil from our 3-3 draw with Laverstock on Saturday ⚽️⚫️⚪️🟠👏🏻 #UTB

@BemertonHeathFC If you get a pen - give it to Ken!!! ⚽️👏🏻

@BemertonHeathFC Maybe he stopped tweeting coz his phone screen wouldn’t work in all that heavy rain ☔️ 😂

56’ Sitting water on the pitch now visible

@WillHarries14 @BemertonHeathFC Alfie Ingy??

@AlanLucas1982 @BemertonHeathFC Are you not happy that the most versatile player in Wessex has signed for Bemmy?

✍️ Harries re-signs We are pleased to announce that Will Harries has re-signed for the club. Will is a versatile player, which will prove to be vital for the club over the course of the season. Will is kindly sponsored by Salisbury Executive Cars ⚫️⚪️🟠 #UTB

@WillHarries14 @BemertonHeathFC Yeh but this is equally as big a joke?

@AlanLucas1982 @BemertonHeathFC That was 3 months ago. Stupid idiot

@BemertonHeathFC 👋🏻

@ReeceMcSorleyy 😂

Obsessed with the gym, really want abs but I just love food so much and not mentally strong enough to say no to food. I’m such a fat little mess, I eat 2000 calories in biscuits then sit in my room staring at the wall hating myself. Might stab myself in the neck

@samdomo94 @BemertonHeathFC You know 😂

@AlanLucas1982 @BemertonHeathFC People going to sleep easier tonight Al

✍️ Sam O’Hagan re-signs We are pleased to announce Sam has re-signed for the club. He has bags of Wessex league experience and knows the club inside out. It’s great to have him on board again this season Sam is kindly sponsored by Salisbury Property Maintenance ⚫️⚪️🟠 #UTB

@BemertonHeathFC 👋🏻👋🏻

✍️ Ryan Scott re-signs! We are delighted to announce, Ryan has re-signed for the club. He is a creative midfielder who has made a number of Wessex league appearances. Ryan is kindly sponsored by Alpha Roofing ⚫️⚪️🟠 #UTB

@BemertonHeathFC 👋🏻

✍️Dean Reynolds resigns Dean is a tenacious midfielder, who is a leader on and off the field, and will be a vital part in the upcoming season. He is kindly sponsored by MD Roofing ⚫️⚪️🟠 #UTB

Interesting and very relevant today ⚽️

@charlierayfi3ld @BemertonHeathFC 😢 #goalmachine 🚀

After 4 years at @BemertonHeathFC, 150 games, 2 goals😁 back to back promotions, and then narrowly missing out on play offs by a point this year. My time has come to an end, but I just want to say thank you to everyone involved at the football club. I have loved every minute🖤🤍

@charlieeburden 🤔

3pts and 10/10s all round ! Get uppp

@aaroncook1979 Both shit

Help me out please 🙏🏽 Who was the better defender?

@stoker661 😂

@LewisBurden7 @coached_byluke @BemertonHeathFC 🫣🤭

@AlanLucas1982 @coached_byluke @BemertonHeathFC @porthleven2425

A big thanks to @porthleven2425 who came to the rescue today and lent us some footballs for our warm up today at Helston. It's things like this that make non league football so special. 🤝 ⚽️

Bemberton Herf Harlequins Heef Harlequins Heef are sad to announce Alan Lucas has been stripped of his level 2 kit washing technicians NVQ qualification. The club will make no further statements regarding the matter.